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Jaguar Skillz 

When something is awesome. Yeeeaaaaaah!
Wow Tony, that's got Jaguar skillz

Or

Matt has gone and pulled out his Jaguar Skillz

Or

You have a large Jaguar Skills set. Awesome.
Jaguar Skillz by Dr. Jaguar Skillz December 21, 2008

Jaguar Skill 

Jaguar Skill is the ability to remove a girls underwear for intercourse with your foot while still kissing. it can be used to impress girls.
Jaguar skill come from Jaguar Wong who uses this skill in the film Ninja Terminator
"i was not going to have sex with you but after seeing you use Jaguar skill I'm all yours"

"Damn i have mastered Jaguar Skill and i used it last night to whip this girls pants off"
Jaguar Skill by BarZan March 18, 2008

jaguar shark 

A beautiful sea beast content with minutely scientific and immensely self centered man towards revenge. The creature feeds on fluorescent snapper and dwells in the deep ocean. Until the latest documentary by the the undersea explorer and deep sea diver Steve Zissou (also a womanizer) . its existence had been disputed.
*About the jaguar shark*
Eleanor Zissou: It is beautiful Steve.
Steve Zissou: Yea, it's pretty good isn't it... I wonder if it remembers me...
jaguar shark by kevinfloss May 26, 2014

Super secret spy jaguar 

A cat That acts like a Jaguar and is a super secret spy
Meghan: Thats my cat nudgie, he is a super secret spy Jaguar
Kira:Whats that?

Stunned Jaguar

A certain sex position involving a guy, 2 women, a bowl of clean fresh fruit, and an empty bottle. Possibly originated in Germany
"Hey, twin lesbian hookers! I think I'll go pick them up and we can try that new sex position i just heard about. The Stunned Jaguar!"
"Sounds great!"
"Get out of my car! It doesn't work with 2 men"
Stunned Jaguar by Mayhem_XP_Omega_13 December 25, 2007

Stunned Jaguar

A certain sex position that involves 1 man, 2 women, a clean empty bottle and a bowl of freshly washed fruit
"Whao! Twin lesbian hookers! I think I'm gonna pick them up. Tonight's a good night to try the stunned Jaguar cause i just bought that bowl of freshly washed fruit and I haven't taken out the recycling yet!"
Stunned Jaguar by Nick the Theif November 23, 2007