Nine Inches

1) Size of an extraordinarily large penis.

2) Less than one percent of all males make up this category.

"Why the hell is she with that guy? He's such a loser!" "I don't know, maybe he has nine inches or something!"

by Cappy1 June 17, 2004

3rd and inches

The day before your girlfriend, mistress, step-sister, step-mom, teacher, babysitter, neighbor, best-friends mom, etc. goes on her period so you have to meet up for sex that night before her flow begins and you go into 4th down territory and have to punt til the following week.

Patrick: Hey, John, Peter, Matthew, Mark and I are going to check out the new bar that opened in campus town last week you down to join us?
Steve: Shit! Sorry man! Susy's on 3rd and inches tonight so I've got to meet up with her tonight before her pussy goes into dark territory and her signal goes out for the next week or so.
Patrick: Awww, no problem man...I totally understand. Play ball!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

1 inch

small penis

I hear he's sporting a "1 inch"!

by Ryan May 6, 2003

0.5 inch

A micro-penis but still bigger than most womens

Man:"i have a 0.5 inch penis and i feel anxious" therapist:"well, it seems like you have a micro-penis, but hey its bigger than womens... For now there is a definition on UD if you need to know the same thing i said".

by Something- May 10, 2021

Awkward Inch

showing an inch of stomach because of what your wearing.either a short/small shirt or low cut jeans.

you know how when u wear a small shirt or low cut jeans ur stomach sorta shows?like an inch of it?yeah.thats an awkward inch cause it shouldnt be there but it is.awkwardly..

by vampireppl11 February 13, 2009

9 inch

Someone called 9 inch has a reputation of having a massive penis, also know as "The D"

Have you see him? Everyone calls him 9 inch, he must have be The D!

by TheGoD August 22, 2013

sack inch

A cock so small it appears to dwell within the scrotum.

Now that you are sexually active let's go to the store and load up on fingercots for your sack inch so you don't contract a disease from your notoriously sexually active girlfriend.

by Sean M. Lennon March 1, 2006