nine incher

another word for vagina. Definately not a big penis.

Shane Hampton is the man with a nine incher.

by Jack Kelly January 29, 2004

(x) incher

The length of one's defecation.

"Dude, i just shitted a (x) incher!"

by the pwn3r December 21, 2005

Two-Incher Pincher

Someone who has a two inch dick, thus having to pinch it to masturbate

Michael has a two-incher pincher because he thinks his hot shit at Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and has prestiged 4 times. Ohh yea and don't forget the fact his dad randomly beats the shit out of him with his belt while Michael is trying to prestige 5 times on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

by 752002729 January 20, 2010

2 incher dude

a guy that has a fucken small as dick but claims its big he also think he is the shit and he asks for nudes and when he is done with you he will block you

girl : he sent me a dick pic and its small

friend: oh damm
friend : sees him

friend: fucken 2 incher dude
girl : shhhh lol
friend : but he has a 2 incher dude

by skinnynipples February 24, 2020

dilly 2 incher

When a guys ... is extremely small.

OMG his dilly 2 incher was so small!

by muna the cat October 18, 2017

baldy half-incher

Small schlong

I've seen your cock, its a baldy half-incher.

by fredrickham May 7, 2016

14 incher effect

The 14 incher effect: When one has a bowel movement so large it leaves the individual with a lingering aching pain reminicent of being sexualy assaulted by the rear with a 14 inch phalic object.

Uuuurgh, John I'm suffering badly from the 14 incher effect.

by G-man-88 May 18, 2010