one incher

a guy with a small dick

"i broke up with ben- he's a one incher"

by lauren August 31, 2003

incher pincher

one who has a 1 inch dick; supposedly 3/4 bigger than everyone else's.

Chris Lucykanish has an incher pincher.

by ewicishot69 January 7, 2016

12 incher

12 inchers will usually be the last guys left in a dick measuring contest. Unless for some reason there's a guy with a 14 incher in the contest.

How the fuck are you still in the contest? I thought the final round would be after I got out, you must not be Irish or Asian and you survived past most of the black guys, you must have grown up near a Russian nuclear meltdown, no wonder you're a 7 footer with a 12 incher!

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2018

Five-incher

5 inches erection.

Modest erection.

Short erection.

A five-incher is a penis that is too short to please women who like well-endowed men.

"He's not big enough for my pussy... He's got a five-incher..."

by Bobmodest June 30, 2009

x incher

penis of "x" inches in length

eg. German 5.3" (or other Central European)
Irish 6.3"
Newfoundland 8" (but those goofs measure on the bottom side)

by Jake January 14, 2004

Eighteen Incher

A penis that is eighteen inches long.

Her eighteen incher is the envy of all the men.

by Not Nichole~ June 11, 2005

8-incher

A penis that is 8 inches long, or within 1/8 of an inch of that. Usually extremely pleasurable to have inserted into your body. It is almost *orn-sized. These men are the buff-est and can give the most pleasure. Any smaller is tiny and any bigger can hurt the girl

She screamed w/ pleasure when she saw my 8-incher, and afterwards... She kept on asking for more and more.

by TheProudconservative1 May 15, 2008