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I'm not gay, but $20 is $20 

A saying that refers to someone agreeing to do something gay as long as they are making money out of it. This includes kissing, but can extend to other more interesting activities.
"20 bucks if you kiss Steve"
"Sure"
"Wait, what? You're serious?"
"I'm not gay, but $20 is $20"

I'm not gay, but 

Phrase required among heterosexual company before stating a fact about yourself that would likely be considered homosexual.
Fernando: "I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."

Steve: "...dude..."

Fernando: "Sorry...I'm not gay, but I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."
I'm not gay, but by Maddict November 14, 2010

Im not gay but a shiny is a shiny 

Youre a straight man who is willing to do sexual favors for shiny pokemon from pokemon go.

Dino b
Oh you have a shiny pokemon? Nice im not gay but a shiny is a shiny.

im not gay but $20 is $20

is what you say when you are gay, but for a price
Alan: "Im not gay but $20 is $20"

will: "so you are gay"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026