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I'm not gay, but $20 is $20 

A saying that refers to someone agreeing to do something gay as long as they are making money out of it. This includes kissing, but can extend to other more interesting activities.
"20 bucks if you kiss Steve"
"Sure"
"Wait, what? You're serious?"
"I'm not gay, but $20 is $20"

I'm not gay, but 

Phrase required among heterosexual company before stating a fact about yourself that would likely be considered homosexual.
Fernando: "I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."

Steve: "...dude..."

Fernando: "Sorry...I'm not gay, but I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."
I'm not gay, but by Maddict November 14, 2010

Im not gay but a shiny is a shiny 

Youre a straight man who is willing to do sexual favors for shiny pokemon from pokemon go.

Dino b
Oh you have a shiny pokemon? Nice im not gay but a shiny is a shiny.

im not gay but $20 is $20

Alan: "Im not gay but $20 is $20"

will: "so you are gay"

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026