Homework

Homework is what teachers give students when they feel that they haven't sufficiently tortured students enough during the allotted time period they have known as school. Once all the teachers have given you enough homework it can accumulate and force you to work long hours into the night. By the time you hit high school your schedule should look something like this:
6:30 AM - Wake up
7:30 AM - Go to school
3:15 PM- Get out of school
3:16 PM- Hang out with friends
5:00 PM - Start homework
4:00 AM - Finish homework

rinse, wash, repeat.

damnit, Mr. Smith gave me a book report to do on top of all my other homework...

did you even read the book?

phss... no.

have fun!

by my...pseudonym....yes..... August 10, 2009

Homework

Something teachers give you which you will not do until five minutes before it's due if you did not do it during lunch or spent the night before halfassing it because instead of doing it you came here and typed down definitions.

I've got AP English homework that was due today, but since I went to the zoo instead of going to school, I decided not to do it when it was assigned, a week ago. Now, it's 1:11am and I am not even halfway done.

by arghomg September 18, 2008

Homework

The kind of thing your teacher uses to torture you

Teacher:You got homework
Student:GOD IT'S TORTURE
Also Student A:*sucicides'

by Arandomrebelliousstudent November 1, 2019

Homework

Overtime without pay coming from a job that doesn't pay in the first place.

This is not me talking; it's a scientific fact: Homework is BAD for your health.

by DarkRoseRequiem January 17, 2008

Homework

A device invented by cruel adults who think that kids don't have anything to do in life so they need to be kept busy with pointless assignments that they won't remember the next day.

Teacher: These kids look bored. Hmmm... I know! I'll give them a 7 page essay and 500 pages of reading for homework due tomorrow!! This way they will have something to do after they come home from 7 hours of torture! I'm sure they'll thank me some day evil laugh

by FRUSTRATEDRN! April 23, 2017

Homework

Things teachers give so that you dont have any time on the computer, with friends, and playing. Usualy come after 8 hours of sitting and working.

I came to sit and do my homework

by KnowitallS December 15, 2004

Homework

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O-f
M-y
E-xistence
W-asted
O-n
R-andom
K-nowledge

I have sooooooo much homework this week.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog November 6, 2020