hoe hoe hoe

Someone who sneaks down people's chimneys and then fucks them.

Santa Claus is a hoe hoe hoe.

by Andy April 19, 2004

Hoe Hoe Hoe

A girl in a slutty Christmas outfit.

"Hoe Hoe Hoe! Look at that broad!"
"Yeah she's a fiesty one!"

by BrookieB February 22, 2009

hoe hoe

Someone who sucks and has no friends. Usually a "loser-face"

Omg mary you're such a hoe hoe

by Eric graf May 11, 2006

Hoe

Someone who is only after sex and money. They have no interest in an actual deep relationship with their partner. They find someone else and move on.

"I hate hoes. Leah definitely isn't a hoe for Levi Ackerman.

by leahasf May 09, 2021

Hoe

The mother of a student who throws paper at a teacher.

Student: * throws paper at teacher*

Teacher: I said whoever threw that paper, your moms a Hoe.

by OJjuiceman March 05, 2018

Hoe

It's a farming tool and thats all you need to know.

Person 1: Do you know what a hoe is?

Person 2: It's a farming tool

Person 1: Ummmmm Actually...

Person 2: SHUT UP!

by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN September 22, 2019

hoe

A sexually promiscuous gardening tool.

"Yeah, I fucked that hoe, but I cut my dick on the edge."

by My pseudonym that appears onli December 05, 2015