Granny A virtual reality game that is much to scary and much to real. Persons with high blood pressure, previous medical issues - including heart attacks and seizures, anxiety, senior citizens and impregnated women should avoid playing this program.
It is all fun and games until she is summoned, due to lack of data I cannot inform you what may happen when she gets a hold of you - there are no known survivors to share their experiences. If attempting to summon Granny PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
To begin summoning you must write her name on any object. The first sign of her presence will be someone familiar calling your name in the exact spot that her name was written, you will not be able to detect who is calling your name and from which direction but it will be loud and clear. The next and last sign will indicate she is getting closer to you will be that her name is crossed out where you wrote it, this proves she has been there.
If u continue to get weird vibes I suggest you sleep with one eye open because after summoning her she holds the power and leaves you in serious danger that could quite possibly create a traumatic and devastating outcome.
SUMMON GRANNY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
It is all fun and games until she is summoned, due to lack of data I cannot inform you what may happen when she gets a hold of you - there are no known survivors to share their experiences. If attempting to summon Granny PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
To begin summoning you must write her name on any object. The first sign of her presence will be someone familiar calling your name in the exact spot that her name was written, you will not be able to detect who is calling your name and from which direction but it will be loud and clear. The next and last sign will indicate she is getting closer to you will be that her name is crossed out where you wrote it, this proves she has been there.
If u continue to get weird vibes I suggest you sleep with one eye open because after summoning her she holds the power and leaves you in serious danger that could quite possibly create a traumatic and devastating outcome.
SUMMON GRANNY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
by ._.unknown July 14, 2020
Two Friends sat on a bus:
Friend 1: Oh my god what is that smell!
Friend 2: Look behind you.
Friend 1: I'm moving to the back of the bus from a granny free area.
Friend 1: Oh my god what is that smell!
Friend 2: Look behind you.
Friend 1: I'm moving to the back of the bus from a granny free area.
by d. lucas April 29, 2005
So I saw a really nice car and had to tell the guy driving it, that it was granny! " Yo man, that car is fu*#ing Granny!!! "
by Priestchild July 26, 2009
Something old, outdated, or old fashioned. It can be used to describe a person, thing, action or idea.
You see your friend using a non-cordless phone, or a very old piece of technology. You would say :
"Dude, that's so granny." Or "You're such a granny."
Your mom tells you not to kiss on the first date: You go:
"Mom, that is so granny."
Your dad tell you to return the CD you bought because it had a couple harsh lyrics. You say:
" Dad, dont be such a granny."
"Dude, that's so granny." Or "You're such a granny."
Your mom tells you not to kiss on the first date: You go:
"Mom, that is so granny."
Your dad tell you to return the CD you bought because it had a couple harsh lyrics. You say:
" Dad, dont be such a granny."
by Margarita1996 October 25, 2011
Another way of saying grandma/grandmother. The old woman who lives wif you and the only good thing comming out of her was your mum... and up until now you still can't figure out if that was a good thing or not...
by mysterious_writa September 26, 2004
A dead leg which you thrust your knee into the side of someones thigh leaving them with an extreme dead leg, on the floor in pain or hobbling around like an old granny for the rest of the day
by N.A.K.A January 21, 2015
by On granny March 15, 2018