Glock dookie

A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people
He almost upped the glock dookie on em when he wouldn’t give up his soups
by Boogiedown April 11, 2022
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Glock Dookie

The most obnoxious shit a nigga can use to rob a nigga or use in jail. It contains a bunch of weird ass shit in a bottle, cup, or mug. This also contains shit, cum, booty juice, and even more fucked up shit
Person 1: Yo I’m bout to make a glock dookie Person 2: Your weird buddy
by Saan! May 06, 2022
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glock dookie

Toothpaste tubes filled with nut, poop, piss, or a mix of all inside, used by gang bangers or those with no stick (gun)
Quandale: “Ay say this a robbery empty yo pockets” Daquavious: “Watchu finna do with that toothpaste, wait is that a GLOCK DOOKIE!?!?”
by lottapressure May 09, 2022
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Glock Dookie is a weapon used in jail that contains shit, piss, cum, snot, puke, etc. usually stuffed in a condom or container that can project the liquid.
Tyrone was acting up so I had to hit him with the glock Dookie
by GDdef May 12, 2022
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A Glock Dookie is a slang term originating in prison culture, referring to a makeshift weapon where bodily fluids or feces are placed into a container (like a toothpaste tube or bottle) and used to squirt or throw at someone, often as an act of aggression or intimidation. It is named humorously after the Glock handgun for its "weapon-like" usage.
During the prison fight, one inmate caught everyone off guard by using a glock dookie to attack his opps
by fish.emoji_ January 17, 2025
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