The Firetruck Game is a game where someone puts there hand on the other persons inner thigh and travels upwards until the other person says 'Red light'. But the thing is...the other person doesn't stop and typically replies with 'Firetrucks Don't Stop At Red Lights'. This game is typically used for an excuse for SA (Sexual Assault) and it is a very bad game. (Unless you play with CONSENT AND CONSENT ONLY)
An intricate sexual maneuver that requires patience, a hairy bush and an incredibly high pain tolerance. First - the man takes a heavy kick to the nuts (has to be hard enough to rupture blood vessels). Wait a few days and abstain from ejaculation to allow the blood to clot and to build up a heavy load (think of fire-hose pressure). The sex itself can be in the style of your choosing but just before the man is about to cum, light the Partners bush on fire. When the man finally busts his monster load he aims to extinguish the fire (while his Partner wails like a siren). The dried blood in the semen will turn the jizz black like Persian Oil. Best performed on a magic carpet to achieve the full effect
I think I'll be limping for a week...I gave that girl I met at the library a PersianFiretruck last night!
The firetruck game is a game where 2(or more) people start by placing their hands on each others inner thighs, and slowly moving up until someone playing says "Red Light!" then, you would expect to stop. But.. The game has a.. Twist. The other person/people playing respond with: "Firetrucks don't stop at red lights." And continue moving their hand/hands. 𝗣𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗯𝗲 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵.
A Prairie Firecracker is when the women your are with is on her period. While having anal intercourse, you simultaneously pull out her tampon. The string of the tampon acts as the wick while the removal creates the bloody explosion.
Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.
HeJohn says to HimDavid, "Stay away from the taco-truck today, just took a hot'n'steamy logger with the Firecracker Farts encore at the end!"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.