dickweed

a person (mainly guy) who is rude, annoying, a liar, or a man-whore

"Travis and Joe are suck dickweeds"!

by thehashslingingslasher August 1, 2014

dickweed

A dickweed is a person insignificant enough to be a weed and is also considered a dick

Billy: hey ted ur such a loser why dont u go home and cry.
Ted: shut the fuck up dickweed

by NixonIsBack June 5, 2005

dickweeds

Any STD that a male may have, especially herpes. Similar to crabs.

Jane: I'm really liking John, I think I'm going to sleep with him tonight!
Mary: No way girl! Don't you know he got dickweeds?

by JimmyJonnerton August 16, 2008

dickweed

A person who is beyond the word stupidity, he (it's usually used with males)would be a loner and would do anything to be your friend. Most of the time he is seriously pissing off and ends up getting his ass kicked. (he would hate being called dickweed... but smiles when you do). sometimes the name dickweed sticks to a certain person, until everyone starts calling them "dickweed".

N.B: DICKweed Has nothing to do with "dicks" or "weed" :)

"your such a fucking dickweed"
"hey dickweed, suck my dick"

by The Real Meanings June 15, 2007

dickweed

the males a female brings over to your house who you don't want around. often spotted when a female brings a small number of females over along with their boyfriends and any number of other males. they don't bring drugs or alcohol or contribute anything to your party, they just worsen your odds of getting laid in the event that more females come over.

person #1: i heard there were a bunch of people at your house last night, was it crackin?

person #2: no, debra and maggie came over but they brought their boyfriends with them and five or six dickweeds.

by pimptastic11111 March 13, 2008

dickweed

Someone who is a dick , but also not very stong like a weedy person , used as often as possible to make them feel like shit

hey swires you fucken dickweed get over here

by Captain Tom September 16, 2005

dickweed

a person that is part of a field of dicks.
Okay, think of a corn field, but instead of corn its dick. So when you call someone a dickweed, you are basically saying that they are part of a field of dick; that they are a weed in the dickfield.

(in the words of rocco)

Rocco is a dickweed; he should die. (justkeeding.)

by fetishfuck August 28, 2006