dvd player

code for getting someone over for sexual relations.

Textual convo at 2am

Chris - "Hey, do you want me to return your dvd player?"
Sandra - "Yeah, gimme a few minutes to shower."

by failureeeee December 18, 2011

DVD Player

used to say penis when you cannot just say it.

for example if a teacher or parents were around and you were talking to a friend and wanted to refer to someones penis you say--
"... his dvd player was HUGE..."

by ashfart March 1, 2009