A mixed alcoholic drink, consisting of orange juice (preferably Sunny D), cheap vodka, a shot of Mojito, a shot of Patron, as much Captain Morgan as you please, salt, pepper, and jalapeno juice-soaked carrots (typically found at very authentic Mexican restaurants). The ratios can be whatever you like, but the orange juice is usually at least half. That is, unless you're really looking to get obliterated. Named after the creator of said drink, who shall remain anonymous in this definition.
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