The act of calling dibs on something you have little to no right calling dibs on.

(This is a reference to Season 2 of the 2014 TV series The Musketeers.)
"Even though i didn't chip in, and already ate more then everyone else, I call D'Artagnan dibs on the last slice of pizza."
by KnightOfCerberus April 30, 2016
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