Using a condom and being protected, will avoid you from being on shows like, The Maury and Jerry Springer show.
"ah hell nah, I ain't this babies daddy Maury, ah hell nah, she sleep wit dem otha guyz, I wear a condom on that ho"
"This ain't ma child, look at dat ugly childs face, she a ho Maury"
"This ain't ma child, look at dat ugly childs face, she a ho Maury"
by Josh ye ye February 23, 2008
by Joel Summerhays November 20, 2003
One day Johnny and Jane decided to have intercourse. Jane asked Johnny if he had a condom and he said of course he didn't, condoms were for faggots and pussies, and he was neither. Well they had sex, and poor Johnny had premature ejaculation before he could pull out. 1 month later, Jane tells Johnny that she had Herpes and that he is most likely now positive for it. She is also pregnant. 8 months later, a kid comes around (luckily no Herpes because of today's medicines)and Jane decides that she cannot take care of the child. She gives the child to Johnny, in which Johnny's wife Mary, finally finds out about the wrongful deed and divorces Johnny. If only he had worn a Condom
by Andrew Shea August 24, 2004
by JELLO August 31, 2003
As before: "Rubber, or sheepskin cover for the penis during Sexual Intercourse So that no seminal fluid may enter the vagina"
They also serve well as water-bombs.
They also serve well as water-bombs.
by gribble February 2, 2003
When you choke, ruin or bottle some activity or test. It is usually used in a negative sense, to indicate despair and failure. Mostly used in the Indian states of Uttar Pradesh and Odisha
Zaheer: How was your maths assignment?
Abdul : Condom.
Hukumdev: Tumhra angrezi wala paper kaisa gaya
Mulayam : Condom hoi gawa. Kucho samajh main nahi aya.
Abdul : Condom.
Hukumdev: Tumhra angrezi wala paper kaisa gaya
Mulayam : Condom hoi gawa. Kucho samajh main nahi aya.
by Savarkar April 24, 2020