Colossal Ridiculity
Said when something stupid happens.
A bot in Quake 3 arena (Klesk) is the inventor of this phrase, and says it often (when fragged)
.. A new update of GW is available, please exit and restart..
*does*

Disconnection error x 10

... Colossal Ridiculity
by Lord Fureon October 21, 2007
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A freakishly large male who has the appearance of somebody that would most definitely fuck bitches (preferably at music festivals) while being completely off of his head on some form of drug. However, the Colossal Ben (much like the BFG ) is a friendly giant who's loyal and will never fail to provide a great laugh.
Wow, that guy is getting bitches like you would think the Colossal Ben would be
by grizzlybearloverrr May 4, 2020
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An Asian man that unlike his friends, is rather tall (roughly around 3 foot 4.) However his penis is still of Asian size. Instead of ingesting bamboo through his mouth, he has evolved to feed through his knee cap.
English Man: Wow that Asian's kinda tall
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee
by BOWER February 3, 2007
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The greatest cereal ever made. It has five different fruity flavors and is just like Captain Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal, but even better. It also comes in a huge bag that has twice as much cereal inside than a regular cereal box. The inside of the bag itself smells like wonderland. Berry Colossal Crunch is delicious to the point where you don't even need milk, or to eat it for just breakfast, and anybody will enjoy it.
Berry Colossal Crunch is the greatest cereal ever made.
by TheFiend138 May 25, 2014
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A group or organization of people who’s cocks are far larger than those of the “Big Dick Gangsters”.
Bro I’m not gonna lie, I’m scared of John. He is in the fucking Colossal Cock Mafia! I’m only a big dick gangster.
by Poopyhead42069 April 27, 2020
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The biggest and dickiest of big dick energies.
Timothy: wow look at Pablo Escobar

Barbara: what about him

Timothy; he has Colossal Cock Energy
by Jesuisjeffjeff January 13, 2020
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