When something has surpassed being even a major oof.

An oof so big we never thought it would happen.
Holy forking shirtballs, that oof was so big it's a colossal oof.
by Robot ninja party November 24, 2019
Get the colossal oof mug.
A phrase coined by the infamous engineer, Cameron Vant, on March 3rd, 2016 that describes the awkward feeling a driver experiences while entering or immediately after entering a vehicle when coming to the conclusion that the passenger doors did not unlock; especially after repeated attempts to unlock the door, usually remotely. The phrase derives from the feeling a gladiator would experience in a large, audience-filled coliseum after a poor performance; usually a feeling of embarrassment, shame, or stupidity. Often times after such an incident, the passengers would ridicule the drivers actions by use of a sarcastic applaud; similar to a displeased crowd demanding the observing emperor to signal for the gladiator’s death.

The antonym of colossal applause is “chariot’s itch”. See “chariot’s itch”.
Listen guys, I don’t need to hear your “colossal applause”, let's just go.
by camvant June 22, 2018
Get the Colossal Applause mug.
1.a big ass somethin. Anything thats hella big is a colossal crodunder.
2. A groupie named Marie.
1. DAAAAAAAAAAMN! YO MOMMAS A COLOSSAL CRODUNDER WEARING THAT 28x dress!
2. dammit colossal crodunder is up tryin to get wit J again
by bojzzle May 10, 2005
Get the colossal crodunder mug.
When you have such VAST amounts of BIG GAY that you reach the APOTHEOSIS OF GAY and transcend into GAYVANA, a place where all of those who have THE BIG GAY wish to someday arrive.
"Did you hear Ethan has officially become THE COLOSSAL GAY?"
"Wow, I never thought he'd get there."
by RomanSans September 21, 2018
Get the Colossal Gay mug.
A giant wet/fat shit the size of rome. This shit is commonly found in the rare "ugly ass mfing monkey" species called the Abbondandolo Monkey Tribe.
I took a colossal dukee the size of rome.
Get the Colossal Dukee mug.
One puff off colossal bud, actually half a puff off colossal bud and your fucked for a week at the least.
Man1: you took a hit off colossal bud?!?!! Man2: uhhhahahahh whhatt??
by mommyallana September 20, 2023
Get the colossal bud mug.