The Collapse™

The Collapse™ refers to the nefarious end of the financial world where for reasons never fully explained, yet cherishingly held, the world of finance, commerce and organization collapses into a hybrid of post industrialized fiefdoms ruled by wandering warlords and other bad men.

After The Collapse™ henchmen will be a viable asset class.

by EricTheOracle May 4, 2011

Synapses-Collapses

Synapses-Collapses is what occurs when a person is unable to properly communicate words, usually after a night of heavy partying. The cause of Synapses-Collapses is the synapse between the neurons in the brain do not fire properly, hence causing a collapse in word formulation.

Jeff: Do you have a mack of patches?
Dennis: Do you mean "pack of matches"? Dude, you just had a synapses-collapses.

by Dennis Kearns May 10, 2006

collapsed asshole

An asshole who is so into himself that no empathy can escape his douchemosphere

Randal was very upset about his grandmother's passing in that tragic circus fire but, adding insult to injury, his collapsed asshole of a brother Scott wouldn't stop bragging about inheriting more than 200 pounds of oversized shoes, pants, and blouses.

by SirJekyllStrike July 14, 2015

Collapsing Closet

When your homoerotic tendencies start to invade your made up straight life

His friends could see he was a collapsing closet by the way he was presenting himself publicly

by denab818 June 9, 2016

Chat Collapse

A chat collapse is a discord term when a channel (Usually a general channel) becomes a temporary haven for shit posting usually from a @everyone, not from a mod. Note this is a rare reaction as most chats will groan and moan over the ping and not began to shit post as even the memes themselves are usually related to the ping itself.

Jerry: HOLY SHIT THE CHAT IS EXPERIENCING A CHAT COLLAPSE

by A mondo logo March 31, 2021

Collapse (Game)

An awesome frat game where 2+ players stand in a circle with an erection visible. The players will massage the head of the adjacent (clockwise or counter, usually chosen from a coin toss)players penis with the thumb (in certain chosen methods) until a knee buckle occurs. The player is removed and the circle is smaller until the last player remains. Certain perks are available suck as saliva lube, lotion, pointer finger to the bottom of the head, blind circle, etc.

1. Panda always beats me in two finger collapse (game), i think he has pre-lotioned hands.

2. Doodle loves collapse (game) for the texture of Pandas penis.

by Panda08 November 12, 2009

leg collapsed

an extreme overeaction to a situation, in order to stop a sporting game and receive attention

as the boys played football, james fell to the ground screaming "my leg, my leg collapsed"

by darcyb June 2, 2008