So I took this chick's new webcam and I strangled her with it. Then I peed in her butt and stapled it shut.
by gnobody March 9, 2004
A final kiss after a relationship has ended to make sure there are no longer feelings between the two involved in the relationship.
Mike believed he still had feelings for Christina until they had a closure kiss.
Mike has now moved on to Kayla.
Mike has now moved on to Kayla.
by Jacque MeHoff March 29, 2012
by haleyohbaby June 11, 2018
the act of gaining emotional finality by sharing a story of a breakup with the world, via the internet.
Johnny was tired of pining over his ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago, so instead of hanging himself in the barn or torching his old love letters, he sent them to a website, and got some e-closure.
by charles + dwayne December 15, 2005
When one has broken up with their partner, and they manipulate their ex-partner into felatio after the split. This can be done through weeping, grimacing, or other acts of pity.
by slaw goodman July 2, 2023
A 'closure text' occurs when one party to a breakup or argument tries to get the last word or sends an attempt to induce guilt via text message after the fact.
"I would have loved you and we could have been great together but you ruined it. I wish you the best. Let's be friends one day. This is my closure text."
by omg wyoming October 8, 2011
The act of open hand slapping your significant other after break up sex with a sperm filled hand. This results in absolute and total closure of the relationship, with both parties assured that no further communication is necessary.
by mezzos December 5, 2011