The mobile game that requires 10Gbps of Internet speed to play without seeing a nightware wifi icon.
by kevindong June 12, 2017
A mobile game which drives people crazy for losing trophies and grabs lots of money for their creators, Supercell, by having players buy in-game gems. It is basically a cash grabber, as it partially forces you to buy their stuff while having broken matchmaking and balance which ruins the fun.
I stopped playing clash royale 2 days ago, a lot of pay-to-winners beat me and I dropped to 0 trophies which make me throw my phone.
by A dying goat September 07, 2017
A shitty game where you get your ass kicked by pay to win players and you fucking destroy your moms bank account to get a single fucking legendary. Then you stop playing the game and realize “Wow, I am a fucking disgrace to the whole family!”
by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018
by Fuckthecheeto July 25, 2020
Clash Royale is a shitty game where you waste money to get fucking cards and use fucking cards to get fucking trophies. This is a game that will make you bankrupt
by Mothafucer October 06, 2018
A set of code phrases used by closeted gay men to covertly discuss sexual topics
“Clash Royale” refers to sex in general
“2v2” could be either a foursome or a double date depending on the context
“One-crowned” means someone got a hand job. “Two-crowned” means a blowjob. “Three-crowned” means anal sex (it’s sort of like first/second/third base)
“Hog Rider” refers to a bottom (since “hog” is a slang term for a penis). “Prince” is slang for a top (the lance represents the dick)
“Clash Royale” refers to sex in general
“2v2” could be either a foursome or a double date depending on the context
“One-crowned” means someone got a hand job. “Two-crowned” means a blowjob. “Three-crowned” means anal sex (it’s sort of like first/second/third base)
“Hog Rider” refers to a bottom (since “hog” is a slang term for a penis). “Prince” is slang for a top (the lance represents the dick)
by AnonG2900 December 11, 2021
Some bullshit pay to win game created by supercell. It’s fun when you’re a low level player in bone pit facing people that have the same cards as you, but when you level up, You go up against a bunch of people that are a higher level that you & spent their life savings to get some overpowered legendary cards that you can’t counter. Clash Of Clans- LITERALLY ANY FUCKING VIDEO GAME is better. (If you dislike this definition, you’re one of the reasons the game is ass. Go spend your money on something else and get a girlfriend you mobile game loser.)
Clash Royale as a low level player: Wow this game is fun !! I can’t stop winning !!!!
Clash Royale when you reach level 9: *deletes it after you realize that the game is pay to win after you had the little bit of fun that it actually has to offer*
Clash Royale when you reach level 9: *deletes it after you realize that the game is pay to win after you had the little bit of fun that it actually has to offer*
by Comikazie April 08, 2021