chesty special 

selfish sex
5 minutes of fucking with no foreplay

no eating out

no satisfaction for the girl

straight to sleep after they have nutted

Joe: I hit that slumbust with the chesty special
Noah: So you gave her 5 minutes of mid wood, nutted then went to sleep?

chesty special by slumbuster February 13, 2024

flatter than your momma's chest 

An insult used to describe how flat something is.

From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.

flatter than your momma's chest by Turkey Dump April 12, 2016

your mom's chest hair 

-Often used in place of your mom.
-Derived from the motion picture Mean Girls.

Dad: Who is this?
Kayla: your mom's chest hair

your mom's chest hair by broyce August 8, 2008

play one's cards close to one's chest 

To keep to oneself, to be secretive, to be very cautious in one's dealing with people and giving nothing much or nothing at all away. (As if one were playing cards and not permitting anyone to see any of the cards.)

"He is very cautious. He plays his cards close to his chest."

"You seem to be playing your cards close to your vest."

"Roy likes to play his cards close to his chest"

"To play one's cards close to one's chest is not nice etiquette"

play one's cards close to one's chest by aussieboy322 June 6, 2009

Yeti's Chest 

Descriptive of the brambly jungle of snatch thatch, that certain types of Ladies prefer to sport, in the bikini region. Particularly
if they are of the "Dungarees and Birkenstock" persuasion. Much favoured by 1980's Greenham Common traditionalists, and the stereotypical "Bulldyke" variety of Lezza, they often smelled of "Scampi Fries" or Fanny flavoured NikNaks.

Todays hygiene obsessed young Ladies, with their penchent for topiary, and waxing, are unfamiliar with the "Bigmuffs" of the 1970's and 80's, and quite frankly, I would jump out of my skin if confronted unexpectedly with one "Au Naturel" as it were. I'd be looking around for something to kill it with, before I was relaxed enough to confront a big hairy growler like that. **Shudders**

This is the tale, of Bertha Boot,
who bought a brand new bathing suit,
When she goes swimming in the water,
You see things you didn't oughta,

May Day morning, Whitby Bay,
her nipples stood out, plain as day!
But down below, the view is best,
Her Chuff is like a Yeti's Chest!

Yeti's Chest by BadBeast March 25, 2010

spooge on your mom's chest 

when you shoot your garbage all over some milf's titties and stomach

Hey Tim, sorry but I spooged on your mom's chest last night.

spooge on your mom's chest by Steve February 13, 2004

Wanker's Chest 

Slang name for an overstretched diaphragm which is caused by a sharp inhalation of breath whilst masturbating.

"Doc say's i've got an overstrecthed diaphragm"
"Wanker's chest you mean!" rofl

Wanker's Chest by Balistic July 30, 2010