Cancer Muggle

A person that thinks they know anything and everything about cancer

Susan: Lavender cures cancer!!
Person: Shut up Susan, you're not my oncologist, you cancer muggle

by trashmouth_tozier January 05, 2019

Cancer Muggle

People who haven’t had cancer but like to give shit advice to us as if they have a clue

“Another cancer muggle just told me I could cure my cancer by being vegan”

by apl_bitch March 05, 2019