Likened to the dreaded Freshman 15, the 15 pounds of weight you gain in the first year of college, the COVID-19 is the 19 pounds of weight you can expect to gain from sheltering in place and stress eating during a pandemic. You gain the COVID-19 when FedEx delivers the delicious prepared meals you ordered for the week and you're so bored you eat them all by Tuesday. You gain the COVID-19 when, finally, you eat up all the damn cans of beans you hoarded in March 2019 because you've been out of work so long you can't afford any new food.
I used to be celery, but after gaining the COVID-19 I'm a 🍐.
Have you seen Karen? She looks like she's strapped two 10-pound beef briskets to her arse, she gain the COVID-19.
After six months of sweat pants, Netflix and Funyuns, Stephen tried to put on jeans but soon realized he too had gained the COVID-19 when his pants button shot off across the room like a bullet.
Have you seen Karen? She looks like she's strapped two 10-pound beef briskets to her arse, she gain the COVID-19.
After six months of sweat pants, Netflix and Funyuns, Stephen tried to put on jeans but soon realized he too had gained the COVID-19 when his pants button shot off across the room like a bullet.
by Sygh January 29, 2021
A severe respiratory illness caused by a coronavirus. The virus is transmitted by contact with infectious material, air transmission, contact with an object that has the virus on it. COVID-19 was first reported in Wuhan, China. The virus is also named SARS-COV-2, from the Sars virus which was also a family of the Coronavirus. The CO in Coronavirus stands for "Corona", the VI stands for "Virus", the D stands for "Disease", The -19 is the year when the first case came out, recovery for mild cases is approximately 2 weeks. Recovery time for severe cases of the virus will take up to 3-6 weeks to recover. On March 11th, 2020 the COVID-19 outbreak was declared as a global pandemic by the W.H.O (World Health Organization). There is currently no vaccine for the virus. Wash your hands often with soap and water for at least 20-30 seconds. If soap and water are not available, use a hand sanitizer with at least 60% alcohol. Avoid touching your eyes, nose and mouth with unwashed hands. Wear a fase mask. Practice social distancing. Maintain a 6-foot distance from other people. Avoid crowds. Stay home!. Cover your cough or sneeze with a tissue, then throw the tissue in the trash. Standard household cleansers and wipes are effective in cleaning and disinfecting frequently touched objects and surfaces. It’s currently flu and respiratory disease season and CDC recommends getting vaccinated, taking everyday preventive actions to stop the spread of germs, and taking flu antivirals if prescribed.
by sexypalindrome May 23, 2020
by _ScratchOn_ March 22, 2021
Annoying-ass little virus that is trying to wipe out the human race. Can now be transmitted between humans and minks.
by Assistant to the Weeb Lord November 18, 2020
by venus'cock April 14, 2020
Uhh, Idk what to write here, but i think you get the point of COVID-19, if not, wake up from the rock u are under :/
by SpiritedFox November 30, 2020
The planetary equivalent of someone who suffered a heart attack that nearly killed them—which often arises due to zero exercise, unhealthy diet, or high-stress lifestyle—because earthlings made bad choices like deforesting and polluting the earth, ignoring the poor and the marginalized, and overspending on the military but underspending on health care systems.
COVID-19 exposes how fragile global supply chains are, how under-funded health or medical systems worldwide are, and how vulnerable the poor and marginalized in both developed and developing countries are.
by MathPlus March 11, 2021