BUF

A "Big Useless Fuck." Usually a huge guy on roids that never really helps anyone do anything simply because he's too busy looking in a mirror.

Girl: Can you get Joe to help me carry my furniture into my room?
Guy: I tried but he's being a BUF.

by LeanN'Jacked August 26, 2010

buffing

damn shorty, you be buffing?

by hayzemarie November 14, 2007

The point where you realize that you live in New Zealand and your Porn is never going to load.

There's nothing more of a turn off than seeing the word buffing before you finish

by icewolf511 July 26, 2012

"He caught the buffings last night."

"He got the buffings from Susan."

by Dicky-Dick October 16, 2007

Stands for Babe Under Fat. It is when a fat girl has the capability to be good-looking if she lost the weight.

"Eww look at that fat chick over there" "Dude, I don't know man I think shes a Buf!"

by MakerofBuf September 14, 2009

Means "Big Ugly Fella" in its politest form.

"Hey, did you see that guy over there? Now there's a BUF if i ever saw one"

by Gnarly Goat February 19, 2005

BUF in norwegian is an abbrevation for "bæsj under forhud" which means "poop under the foreskin"

Have your remembered to clean your buf?

by ManneSaft December 18, 2021