The act of bending over and revealing your asshole to someone.. by simply "mooning" them and spreading the butt checks.
I walked outside and saw mike spreading his butt checks and revealing "the black hole".
by DiabeticMike October 15, 2009
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An area of space-time with a quantum singularity at its center. The singularity has a theoretically infinite mass, making it impossible for even light to escape. Around the singularity is an Event-Horizon. This is also known as the point of no return because it is the critical area that light can no longer escape from, and time itself comes to an end, or is at the same time ad-infinitum. Much work has been done on this subject by Stephen Hawking.
A black hole is an inescapable point of space time.
by Nightmare April 17, 2004
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When a male or female gets their anus plunged by cocks and then you drop an object in the anus and it appears to be non existent.
Linda Kon got her asshole fucked by 5 black guys. Then one of the guys dropped a marble down her poop-shoot and it dissappeared into the black hole.
by The Konnie December 25, 2009
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The vagina of a emo. It gives no pleasure and is a void of nothingness.
Guy 1-"Damn, that girl was hot!"
Guy 2-"Yeah but dont walk to close, shes got a black hole."
by Snac Pac June 17, 2007
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A point in space with infinite mass and infinite density. Not even light can escape it's gravitational pull.
Scientists study black holes in order to determine how intense gravity dilates time relative between those near it and those observing it.
by Anonymous October 4, 2003
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A region or area on Planet Earth where you absolutely cannot get a cell phone signal but everywhere else within the general area you can.
(while driving) "Wait a second I'm going through a black hole. I might have to call you back."
by Boudin169 March 11, 2009
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Apparently in the black community, this is a racist term because it has the word "black" in it without any words of praise surrounding it. Because of its political incorrectness, please note that it has now been renamed an African American Quantum Singularity.
John Wiley Price, the Mayor of Dallas and a black judge recently were offended and demanded an apology (no, I'm not making this up) for a white councilman referring to the traffic office as a "black hole" where paperwork is sent and never seen again. "How would you like it if I called it a 'white hole'?" Mr. Wiley-Price immediately retorted. Next on the list: Blackjack, Blackberry and Blackbird.
by FigurinOutLife August 10, 2008
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