Apple Sauce

The substance apple computer owners slather on their food to reinforce the feeling of superiority and self righteousness they have from owning an overpriced computer.

"Yes I'd like extra Apple Sauce with my sandwich. I'll be sitting over there playing Farmville on my MacBook."

by Drake1701 February 11, 2010

Apple Sauce

Slang term for smoking marijuana.

Man I could really go for some apple sauce about now.

by The Gnar Kill April 22, 2009

Apple Sauce

The act of opening a container of apple sauce and pouring a line of it starting just below the belly button of a female, and going down until you reach just above the Vaginal Area and then licking the apple sauce off of the female slowly in the same sequence in which the apple sauce was applied. This is usually followed by performing oral sex on the female.

Person 1: Dude, Kate came over to my house last night when my parents weren't home.

Person 2: Did you get some from her?

Person 1: Hell Yeah we made out then i totally apple sauced her.

Person 2: How was it?

Person 1: It was great I used Strawberry. Delicious

by I Chink Im Cool November 28, 2011

Apple Sauce

The food of choice for losers and their associates. Particularly in sporting events and video games.

You lost! You lost! You ate apple sauce!

by DJ Felony March 02, 2009

apple sauce

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.

Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.

by RNPS June 12, 2007

apple sauce

Expletive, meaning nonsense, buncombe, or bunk. Exclamation of disbelief.

Henry claims that his flivver will break sixty. APPLE SAUCE!

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

Apple Sauced

Ridiculing a person about his or her iPod, iPhone, iPad or other Apple product.

Person 1 (to Person 3): Oh awesome, is that the new iPhone 4? I've heard if you get a case, you can upgrade it to actually make phone calls.

Person 2: Ohhhhh SNAP! Someone just got apple sauced!

by jCAc10 November 10, 2010