After School Special

The adolescent act of rushing home after school to look up porn and masturbate on the singular family computer before the rest of the family returns home.

Person A: "Want to hang out after school?"
Person B: "No way dude, I am heading straight home to try an squeeze in an after school special. My family will be home soon, and we are heading out of town on vacation for the weekend once they arrive. If I don't rub this one out now, it will be never."
Person A: "YOU MUST HURRY, GO NOW!"

by J.Tugs July 09, 2011

After School Special

The act of bringing a person from the other sex over to one's house after school with the intent of sexual relations.

I had Jenny over for an after school special yesterday.

by JohnHughes April 04, 2012

AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL

The act of using a mind altering substance immediatly after a long day at work or school.

Lets go have an after school special

by Big-Drew March 12, 2006

after-school special

a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college

The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation were filled with binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after-school special would end.

by Elliott September 21, 2006

after school special

Right when you get home from school you go poop.

"Hey Isaac your home from school, I guess it's time for the after school special."

by sam April 10, 2005

after-school special

Smoking buds after school, getting really torn after school

Man that blunt we chiefed during that after-school special just made my day all better.

by the true man February 02, 2007

after school specials

young girls walking home from school

The corner of 8th and Chew has the best after school specials.

by Johnny Tats November 13, 2007