by oldmebutnotlftv April 13, 2021
A shitty boy band that thinks their punk/pop punk/emo but are just posers and girls obsess over them because they think they are edgy for listening to them. They also think they are the the new mcr but no one will ever be the new mcr
P1: Man 5sos just makes me want to punch people because their music is so violent
P2:name one song that isn't about girls
P1: .....
P2: listen to some bmth if you want violent
P1: I think that 5sos is like mcr and they're violent
P2: okay so mcr is violent but they don't sing about girls all the time unless it's Helena witch is about gee and Mikey's grandma
P1: ....
P2: plus how the hell is 5sos violent
P1: .............
P2: that's what I thought
P2:name one song that isn't about girls
P1: .....
P2: listen to some bmth if you want violent
P1: I think that 5sos is like mcr and they're violent
P2: okay so mcr is violent but they don't sing about girls all the time unless it's Helena witch is about gee and Mikey's grandma
P1: ....
P2: plus how the hell is 5sos violent
P1: .............
P2: that's what I thought
by The sexorcist December 6, 2015
P1, THE BAND 5SOS ARE SO ASDFGHJKL
P1. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT BREADSTICK, GOD DAMN HE IS HOT.
P2. YEAH AND THE GIGGLY KANGAROO IS SO CUTE
P1. DONT FORGET ABOUT THE HIGHLIGHTER KITTEN OML
P2. AND THE SQUISHY PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P1. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT BREADSTICK, GOD DAMN HE IS HOT.
P2. YEAH AND THE GIGGLY KANGAROO IS SO CUTE
P1. DONT FORGET ABOUT THE HIGHLIGHTER KITTEN OML
P2. AND THE SQUISHY PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by calumhood.com June 8, 2016
Boyband. DO NOT BY ANY CIRCUMSTANCE CALL THIS BOYBAND A BAND. There are obviously 5 members as the title of this boyband is FIVE stilky odd sexies. They all are horny all the time, and the age of the members varies from 11 to 89. The songs are mostly about gay relationships, hairy vaginas, and dick popping sodas. 3/5 of these members have also had past carrieers in the porn industry.
Members:
Luekas Citremmings: 89 years old vocalist, never hits any notes, and always wear his hair down. Married to his guitar which he does not know how to play. Father of the boyband.
Calvin Hoodie: 14 years old asian, taking a part in the porn industry. no further information needed. Teenage dirtbag of the boyband.
Michael Angelo: Drag queen. Used to be actively involved in porn, 16 years old, never laughs and pink is his favourite colour.
Teenage fangirl of the boyband.
Ashtinio iRWINIa: Gay, 11 years old drummer. Married. Plays on his plastic drumset.
Baby of the boyband.
Ketchup: Noone really knows Ketchup's age. Plastic dog, the biggest porn star in 1987 though his fame has sunken since then.
Porn star of the boyband.
Members:
Luekas Citremmings: 89 years old vocalist, never hits any notes, and always wear his hair down. Married to his guitar which he does not know how to play. Father of the boyband.
Calvin Hoodie: 14 years old asian, taking a part in the porn industry. no further information needed. Teenage dirtbag of the boyband.
Michael Angelo: Drag queen. Used to be actively involved in porn, 16 years old, never laughs and pink is his favourite colour.
Teenage fangirl of the boyband.
Ashtinio iRWINIa: Gay, 11 years old drummer. Married. Plays on his plastic drumset.
Baby of the boyband.
Ketchup: Noone really knows Ketchup's age. Plastic dog, the biggest porn star in 1987 though his fame has sunken since then.
Porn star of the boyband.
by Frids August 8, 2015
by BiggieChez January 6, 2018
The fandom for 5 Seconds Of Summer. Short for 5SOS Family because we are not a fandom but a family. Everyone is loving to eachother. The boys of the band are Micheal Clifford, Luke Hemmings (lucas), Ashton Irwin, and Calum Hood all love the 5sos Fam. Easily the best fandom you can be in. It's a beautiful place with pizza,kittens,puppies,rainbows,and band merch. But at the end of the day Jack Hemmings slays the game.
by mrs.malum July 14, 2016