The Cubs are going to win the World Series this year. That is the definition 2012. If you have a problem with it I'm sorry. And it is the only one that hasn't anything to do with the end of the world.
by I Am A Met Fan February 4, 2009
The alleged year of doomsday. December 21st, 2012. The year where idiots crowd the streets shouting out prophecies to the other idiots who believe it will happen. Doomsday was believed to be Y2k but it was then moved over to 2012 because of the Mayan calendar's date ending in 2012 sparks out desperate theories that we are all going to die. Planet X is a internet hoax, etc.
The problem with modern society is that people listen to idiots who barely have a chunk of knowledge in astronomy and physics clinging to thier stupid spiritual rhetorical philosophies.
The problem with modern society is that people listen to idiots who barely have a chunk of knowledge in astronomy and physics clinging to thier stupid spiritual rhetorical philosophies.
Idiot Prophet: "People of the world! The year is going to be upon us when all will cease to exsist, blah blah blah blah!"
Idiot 1: "OMG! This guy is so right, the world is going to blow up!"
Idiot 2: "Wow this guy should lecture in a Astronomy class!"
Me: "Hey Idiots, the world has been getting along just fine for over 4 billion years, why would it end now? Because of some Mayan calendar that stopped counting after December 21st 2012? Go fuck yourself you idiots."
Idiot 1: "OMG! This guy is so right, the world is going to blow up!"
Idiot 2: "Wow this guy should lecture in a Astronomy class!"
Me: "Hey Idiots, the world has been getting along just fine for over 4 billion years, why would it end now? Because of some Mayan calendar that stopped counting after December 21st 2012? Go fuck yourself you idiots."
by Anti-bser-missile December 11, 2009
December 12, 2012 is the day the world is "supposely" coming to an end...This just means that were stepping into a new era and advances will be made. Like people thought 1985 was doomsday but they were just coming into a new era. So just forget about a world-wide flood/earthquake or Earth getting blown up by Planet X because its not true.
Clueless Person in 1985: Oh my! Were all going to die!
Smart person from 2013: Nah man, your going to live!
2012...
Smart person from 2013: Nah man, your going to live!
2012...
by Expert Smartie February 14, 2009
We are not going to die this year... all thes dumbasses that are taking Ritalin and thinking the world is ending that year should get their ass kicked... we are going to live way farther than 2012... a lot farther. This thing is a hoax!!!
by Lil Duff 2008 July 20, 2008
A year that The World did Not End. jokes on those who thought the world was going to end, but the world had a world ending like moments. This Year is a HEll of a YEAR
Beginning:Death of whitney Hustn, travon martin incident has last for months. over used words like YOLO or SWAg
Middle: a Huge drought, a theather shooting in Colorado, Gay bashing is Dead/Being gay is cool. One direction became overrated.
End: Hurricane Sandy, Obama get Reelected, shooting in Conn,We survived 2012, 2012 is a Hell of a year
Beginning:Death of whitney Hustn, travon martin incident has last for months. over used words like YOLO or SWAg
Middle: a Huge drought, a theather shooting in Colorado, Gay bashing is Dead/Being gay is cool. One direction became overrated.
End: Hurricane Sandy, Obama get Reelected, shooting in Conn,We survived 2012, 2012 is a Hell of a year
this year i seen it all, done it all. i saw alot of Wild shit happening this year. 2012 is a Hell of a year.
by Mminor December 26, 2012
a year that we miss and love, angry birds, jetpack joyride, johnny test, no tiktok, no covid, iphone 5
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by LegendOfTheGiraffe March 7, 2018