2 hole

Slang term for a woman, the difference is we both have mouths and arses but men have one piss hole and women have a piss hole and fuck hole, 2 holes.

Bloody Gary keeps adding this 2 hole. Time to fuck him off

My old 2 hole is trying to take my kids off me, what should I do lads?

How good is this 2 hole!

Any of you dad fuckers got a mad 2 hole to sink tinnies with?

by glen2602 January 09, 2017

2 hole

n. redeye; anus; place that ass matter tumbles out of; exit-only orifice.

Also: an expression of getting screwed royally, esp. as regards to price-gouging

$9.00 to see Gigli? Damn, I haven't taken it up the 2 hole like that since Waterworld!

by Dr. Metal August 11, 2003

2-hole punch

To fuck a girl in the ass and pussy at the same time.

1:John and I 2-hole punched Jenna.

2:2-hole punching Zack's mom was great!

by Beeta Cheast September 25, 2009

Pole 2 Hole

1) The act of being so close to another mans ass(hole) regardless of sexual orentation with your front side(pole). 2) Used as a term for making a group of males line up in formation.

3) A term used to describe a bunch of faggots.

Drill Instructor: "ALRIGHT LADIES LETS GET POLE 2 HOLE!! MOVE MOVE MOVE!!!!!!

Guy #1: "Dude!
Guy #2: "What?"
Guy #1: "Why are you pole 2 hole with me?"
Guy #2: " Oh! My bad man"

by Hand-Banana November 15, 2010

2 Hole Clap

A 2 Hole Clap is a very unique and rare occurrence. Only a special breed of woman can ever attain such a skill. It has two requirements (1) a woman must have an extremely elongated pussy lips also known as the labia and (2) severe rectal prolapse, which occurs when the rectum slides out of place and sticks out of ones asshole, turning the rectum inside out.

The 2 Hole Clap occurs when ones elongated pussy lips and rectum flap onto one another when one walks causing a slap or clapping sound.

Woke up drunk in bed with this naked girl. She got up and walked to the bathroom and as she walked I heard this awkward seductive clapping sound. Observing closely I noticed two long protrusions flapping outside of her body. At first I thought I had slept with a tranny again but came to realize that in fact I was experiencing the mythical 2 hole clap - an asshole and pussy hole clap.

by Dingus Dongus July 03, 2018

hole 2

A hole two is an emergency blowout on the golf course. It refers to a personal experience of blowing mud at the end of hole 2. It is traditionally wiped with a golf towel.

Similar to a number 2.

He didn’t take his morning crap and it came back to haunt him with a hole 2 right after he teed off.

by Jimm Jamm July 07, 2018

Hole 2

when you stick it in the butt

john: man last night was bad
josh: what
john: me and my girlfriend pulled hole 2 last night
Josh: damn it be like that sometimes

by bigdickdick February 06, 2019