when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.
by zepoopenfarten October 19, 2023
The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)
Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?
British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style”
Chad: What’d he do next?
British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.
British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style”
Chad: What’d he do next?
British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.
by Stylophone Jack April 24, 2021
A British Bass is when a skanky female who has so much cheap make up she is shiny and lip filler proceeds to blow your cock like a piece of rabbit intestine in the Arctic.
by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020
by xX360NOSĆOPËxX July 2, 2019
When you get an item of food out of the cupboard and hit it against your significant others behind while in the kitchen
I gave “jasmine the great British food spank the other night while she was washing up, she was pissed”!
by Therealslimbaby November 20, 2022
The place where we had climbing walls in PE, plastic chairs, programmable moving bees, PE cones, TA's which once had bees in their house and they had an accent, the alphabet on the walls, "golden time", Star of the Week certificates, bookbags, wooden bench balance beam things, assembly, paper towels, star smileys, yellow plastic cups, pen licenses, colored plastic cabinets, staedtler noris pencils and the terms "floating" "bubbles" and other waterlike terms
*In a british primary school*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*
by ShhShhShh July 18, 2023
1. The mother of British. (see British)
2. An imaginary figure that is theoretically capable of representing any person, place, thing, idea or dimension.
3.A nullifying response to any direct question asked that quickly deflects any awkwardness experienced from the initial question.
2. An imaginary figure that is theoretically capable of representing any person, place, thing, idea or dimension.
3.A nullifying response to any direct question asked that quickly deflects any awkwardness experienced from the initial question.
GuyI saw you parked down the lane with another man in the car and you were both in the back seat. Who was it that you were with?
Girl: British Ma
Both: *Laughter*
Girl: British Ma
Both: *Laughter*
by IguanaChoonez May 6, 2011