it’s a city that inviting it’s a city that’s exciting it’s a city for a woman just like me!
trina vega: CHICAGO! CHICAGO!
people watching at home: ITS A CITY THAT INVITING ITS A CITY THAT EXCITING ITS A CITY FOR A WOMAN JUST LIKE ME!
by Scree December 10, 2019
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If you're fighting against home invaders or armed robbers, use a melee weapon, not a gun.
Otherwise, it's the best city in the fuckin' country!
I love Chicago's culture, but I hate the gun control implemented in there. Totally kills the "good guy with a gun" statement.
by 7568ino November 6, 2023
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Literally hell on earth.

This is the place where the most wacky tacky insane voilent and ignorant things take place.

Rated 3rd place on earth next to Detroit and England.
Aye bro, did you hear about the guy who shot that kid cause he was wearing a blue shirt?

Man, we gotta get the fuck outta Chicago.
by StuntPlayZYT September 25, 2022
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Chicago is a place where people drive horribly they don't have drive thru s. Most people are drunk when you get there. You drive over 1 hour just get where? CHICAGO
Chicago has beer
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the best fucking city around, am i right or am i right.

we’ve got some bomb ass pizza (best pizza ever don’t @me)

we’ve got some dope as rappers. love ya chance.

fucking shameless that’s a great show. and Carl Gallagher can have my children.

we know how to throw a parade too. i mean st. patty’s day that shits a hit.

home to the cubs like cmon we all know everyone’s rootin for the cubbies.

you can’t tell me you don’t think our city skyline isn’t just perfect.

so yeah chicago’s the best city.
“so you’re from illinois

“no, i’m from chicago

“damn you’ve got some bomb ass pizza”

“yeah i know”
by yeah i’m dope March 21, 2018
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Where queers who's parents don't love them and live in Elmwood park think they are from
"I heard he claims Chicago"
"It dont matter, hes from Elmwood park"
by HueyLouisAndTheNewey May 30, 2021
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(she-cah-go) A city in the state of Illinois. To prove if somebody is truly from Chicago, ask them what block they from. If they say O-Block, whoop they ass (depending on their speech pattern). If they say Lamron, whoop they ass but not as bad because they did they research, anything else is valid.
"EEEEE Shordy she thick asl onfg! Whea she stay at? Im tryn crack onb!"
"She stay somewhea onna South Side"
"Of where?"
"New Mexico. *slaps the nigga* CHICAGO FUCKING GOOFY"
by ACEFRMDOUGLASS September 13, 2022
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