The long ones

The long ones are the ones that are longer than the short ones.

"Those are the long ones, and those are the short ones."

by Spidermin February 5, 2017

One-Waying Shit Talker

The type of person who will say 1 after every single kill, fakeduck, and hold oneways. When someone asks him a question, he retorts with something like "shut up nn I bet you don't even know what an LBY breaker is!"

No one asked you One-Waying Shit Talker

by Thanos' Large Purple COCK! November 24, 2019

archer one

Urban artist from Los Angeles specializing in fashion & fashion graphics. Also the Head Designer for The Marathon Clothing owned by the late great Nipsey Hussle

Archer one designed all of Nipsey Hussle’s clothing & Art

by Crip talk November 23, 2021

YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

And what is your study on an analogous topic going to accomplish other than your own aggrandizement, shit-for-brains? HA! *Long term he says! Ha!

Hym "Yeah, hey, I think you're deflecting to 2nd order motivational principles to detract from a pretty egregious violation of civil liberties in the vein of that E'carceration book. But what I've done is write something people are actually going to read and what I wrote isn't a derivative re-hashing of the same work-salesman talking points. I imagine this is intended to be analogous to a school shooting but that shit is YOUR fault, collectively. That's you not knowing when to let shit go. And if you would have let the trams shit go when I told you to, you'd have 7 extra Catholic kids running around WOULDN'T YOU MATT? And I'm not a fraud. People expect me to be bombastic or something but none of the characters based on me are that. Almost all of them are dispassionate or aloof. Which I am. Is being good at gas station work concordant with virtue? No. And everything I said was happening is happening. I don't know what you expect me to be but I guarantee you're going to expect (deliberately) something you know I'm not so you can cry fraud. But ONKY because I called your favorite psychologist a charlatan. Perpetual uno reverse out of spite but you can't actually think well enough to do anything else. That and YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

by Hym Iam October 8, 2023

Tall One

A tall one is when you jerk off while lying down and your cum comes out in a tall stream usually landing on your forehead, shoulder or if your lucky, in your mouth.

Man I was jerking last night and busted a tall one, it landed on the fucking ceiling!

by Daily Jew December 2, 2018

one sided enemies to lovers

The relationship dynamic between Instagram users @amanecaprisun and @hanakocaprisun bc cina didn’t like pasta at first but now they’re super duper in love and they hold hands and kiss everyday totally

“What’s ur favorite ship dynamic?”
“One sided enemies to lovers.”
“Oh like Cina and pasta those two totally awesome Instagram accounts”

by Groinmc December 29, 2023

One Millimeter Defeater

One Millimeter Defeater is another word for a teeny tiny smaller than a shrimp sized Schlong.

Guy 1: Are you even a real man? You've got nothing between your legs...
Guy 2: I do have it between my legs but it's a one millimeter defeater.
Guy 1: Damn I wanna see now.

by chunky-monkey267 August 16, 2025