by Reuben Stamos November 21, 2019

by Gygbuuhgyhfvhyuhh December 26, 2020

The realization that the massiah and savior of the catholic faith is in actuality a perpetual zombie, due to the widely accepted fact that each year he is murdered, and put on display as a cadaver, but 3 days later returns to life, after his radial pulse had be completely destroyed, and proceeds to defy the laws of Physics. ie. walk on water, meaning he is lighter than water, only possible without any blood, living tissue, or healthy bone.
A: Hey, Jeezus will save us this saturday
B: Hopefully, we dont want to be zombies.
A: DUDE!!!!
B:...?
A: Didn't Jezus come back from the dead
B: yeah....
A: HES A ZOMBIE!!!
B...(*facepalm) Zombus epiphany much?
B: Hopefully, we dont want to be zombies.
A: DUDE!!!!
B:...?
A: Didn't Jezus come back from the dead
B: yeah....
A: HES A ZOMBIE!!!
B...(*facepalm) Zombus epiphany much?
by Turkalurk2012 June 13, 2011

Holy-Shit Epiphany: Your personality is a commodity!
Holy-Shit Epiphany: There is no suffering without life!
Holy-Shit Epiphany: There is no suffering without life!
by Rudee November 10, 2018

by Lolalovelomalee432170 August 2, 2021

When an event or person causes one to make a realization of themselves, or their life style. One that they had not recognized previously. Causing them to make changes in their self evaluation, lifestyle choices, way of rationalizing, and choice of personal actions.
After his younger sister gave him a gift of condoms for Christmas, Joseph had a life epiphany, and began acting differently in his social life.
by NixTay June 17, 2019

As I sat on my bed, on my phone, I jolted up in search for a pen and a note pad, because of my lyrical epiphany.
by Anonymous music word things December 14, 2017
