Epiphany whore

Someone who chasing the long tail of their perfection as a distraction from their purpose.

Susan, the fuckin’ world’s on fire! Quit navel-gazing you epiphany whore and help out already!

by Mr. Bob-a-Lina December 29, 2020

Epiphany

a moment of sudden revelation or insight

While enjoying my morning pee, I had an epiphany.

by Reuben Stamos November 21, 2019

The Office of the Epiphany

The bathroom

After dropping the kids off in the reflecting pool in The office of the Epiphany I had a revelation

by BDHN January 28, 2021

Eva’s Epiphany

When you get close with the right people who make you realise you enjoy other’s company rather than your own

I love being with impy squad, I’ve had Eva’s epiphany.

by mega_lad_zeke March 16, 2024

epiphany vampire

Someone who watches other people play video games that have knowledge-based puzzles, because (having played the game themselves already) they already know the solution and wish to re-experience the thrill of someone working it out.

Oh man, I finally beat Outer Wilds last night, and now I've turned into an epiphany vampire!

by TfGuy44 September 25, 2023

epiphany

A major ‘aha’ moment when your brain finally loads the update it’s been ignoring, and suddenly everything just clicks

Bro, I just had an epiphany—I've been chasing a dry texter for months 💀, I gotta move on fr.

by aninath._ February 4, 2025

Shower Epiphany

When you spontaniously think of the answer to a troubling problem when standing under the shower, usually just before applying shampoo.

Hey dude, I was about to rinse of the soap this morning when I has a shower Epiphany! the answer just came to me, it’s 42!

by GeniousForTheSoap March 14, 2020