holy-shit epiphany

When you realize something fundamental about life that until that moment had escaped your attention

Holy-Shit Epiphany: Your personality is a commodity!
Holy-Shit Epiphany: There is no suffering without life!

by Rudee November 10, 2018

Zombus Epiphany

The realization that the massiah and savior of the catholic faith is in actuality a perpetual zombie, due to the widely accepted fact that each year he is murdered, and put on display as a cadaver, but 3 days later returns to life, after his radial pulse had be completely destroyed, and proceeds to defy the laws of Physics. ie. walk on water, meaning he is lighter than water, only possible without any blood, living tissue, or healthy bone.

A: Hey, Jeezus will save us this saturday
B: Hopefully, we dont want to be zombies.
A: DUDE!!!!
B:...?
A: Didn't Jezus come back from the dead
B: yeah....
A: HES A ZOMBIE!!!
B...(*facepalm) Zombus epiphany much?

by Turkalurk2012 June 13, 2011

Epiphany

To have a realization of something. The thought of an action, place or thing.

I should go for a run,I just had an epiphany

by Lolalovelomalee432170 August 02, 2021

Lyrical epiphany

When song writers or authors come up with a new idea and just know they gotta write it or sing it.

As I sat on my bed, on my phone, I jolted up in search for a pen and a note pad, because of my lyrical epiphany.

by Anonymous music word things December 14, 2017

Eva’s Epiphany

When you get close with the right people who make you realise you enjoy other’s company rather than your own

I love being with impy squad, I’ve had Eva’s epiphany.

by mega_lad_zeke March 16, 2024

Epiphany of dolphin

When a group of dolphins has a really great idea and then they do it; also plural for a brilliant group of dolphins

Epiphany of dolphins like a barrel of monkeys like a tower of giraffes like a murder of crows

by Bambi barrister July 01, 2022

Epiphany

First time the head of the penis exits the vagina is when you suddenly realize that the woman attached to the vagina is not quite as good looking as she once was! And everything she liked about you is nolonger cool!

The epiphany arrived as she walked to the bathroom naked suggesting to sell my motorcycle!

by ellsworthWY June 01, 2022