Happy Heavenly Birthday

What pity-seeking, depressed, and usually obese people post on social media to notify their “friends” that it would have been their dead relative’s birthday. Realistically, these are made to seek likes, because that is the equivalent to having friends in today’s sad, sad society. These posts also are designed to trigger the automatic response of their “friends” to comment the typical “so sorry for your loss” and similar “happy birthday to your dead relative”.

Happy heavenly birthday great great grandma, you would have been 168 today :(

“Yeah you never met her, know nothing about her, and furthermore, she can’t see this post”

SO WHAT??? GIVE ME PITY!!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 April 04, 2023

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Happy inbetween birthday day

When you and your friend's birthday's are five days apart. It is the day that is right in between.

Happy inbetween birthday day!!!!

by Mar W. January 30, 2009

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Happy Pre-lated Birthday

Wishing someone a happy Birthday before the date of their Birthday because you know you will forget on the day to wish them or will feel bad to wish them after.

Aye Breds, Happy Pre-lated Birthday!!! You KNOW I'm forgetful like dat!

by Kevin D'Andrade September 18, 2007

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happy bit-lated birthday

spoonerism for happy belated birthday.

this message can be posted on a facebook wall between a week to 364 days of the date of the event in question:

- dude, sorry i forgot, happy bit-lated birthday, man.

by augustonovato April 22, 2010

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