What pity-seeking, depressed, and usually obese people post on social media to notify their “friends” that it would have been their dead relative’s birthday. Realistically, these are made to seek likes, because that is the equivalent to having friends in today’s sad, sad society. These posts also are designed to trigger the automatic response of their “friends” to comment the typical “so sorry for your loss” and similar “happy birthday to your dead relative”.
Happy heavenly birthday great great grandma, you would have been 168 today :(
“Yeah you never met her, know nothing about her, and furthermore, she can’t see this post”
SO WHAT??? GIVE ME PITY!!!!
“Yeah you never met her, know nothing about her, and furthermore, she can’t see this post”
SO WHAT??? GIVE ME PITY!!!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 April 04, 2023

by Mar W. January 29, 2009

Wishing someone a happy Birthday before the date of their Birthday because you know you will forget on the day to wish them or will feel bad to wish them after.
by Kevin D'Andrade October 02, 2007

this message can be posted on a facebook wall between a week to 364 days of the date of the event in question:
- dude, sorry i forgot, happy bit-lated birthday, man.
- dude, sorry i forgot, happy bit-lated birthday, man.
by augustonovato April 22, 2010

by dinnsdale September 30, 2018

by Derpuhoh December 23, 2023

today MARCH 19/ EVERYDAY = day of doug birth
happy fucking birthday you crackhead cum dumpster numskull licker
ps i fucked your sisters
happy fucking birthday you crackhead cum dumpster numskull licker
ps i fucked your sisters
by sHIT HURRICANE March 19, 2019
