Floridian Roulette

Players surround a Lazy Susan atop a Kitchen table or large coffee table. One player is tasked with placing one dose of any myriad of snort-able intoxicant or nasal encumbrance in a neat and otherwise indiscernible pattern affront each participant. The wheel is spun, and each knowing and willing party is given the option to experiment with the unknown specimen that has befallen the space in their immediate vicinity. The last one to remain at the Laziest of Susan, collects the bounty of the fair market value of the combined specimens consumed.
“I’ve already been on a Crab boat in the Bering Sea.My next Thrill in Life; I heard about this thing called Floridian Roulette….its Like Jumanji without all the celebrities. It takes five people, two to four prescriptions, and whatever crystalline powder we can concoct in our bathtubs.”
by Pygmy PieRisHoar January 01, 2022
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Floridian Baptism

The act of shotgunning a busch or natty light during a hurricane while screaming 'Merica!!!!
Shit the storm is coming time for my Floridian Baptism!!! Grab me a beer!!!
by Gnane September 30, 2022
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A virus that you get from introducing exposed stomach acid to a well-done steak and moving that stomach acid into your eyeballs, which will make you hallucinate a dreamcatcher.
“Bro I did the Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher yesterday
What the fuck you’re disgusting
by insidejokes4eva August 29, 2025
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Floridian Pregame

It's like a normal pregame, but instead of alcohol, it's crack.
"Yo, you wanna come with us to the Floridian Pregame?"
"Nah, I'll just stick with the booze for now, thanks."
by Holt's V-Raptor March 06, 2022
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Floridian Frozen Salami

When you put ice inside a girls pussy and wait for it to melt, after it melts you fuck her.
I used the new Floridian frozen salami technique on my girl last night, it was RAW!
by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020
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Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.
by Manager December 16, 2004
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When a male bites a females butt until blood starts coming out, with that blood you use it as loom to give anal to a female. This can only be done in the Florida Everglades while but naked in the middle of the wilderness.
I went Floridian Alligator Biting with Jen and she broke up with me after.
by FloridaMan69420 February 16, 2021
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