Floridian Steakhouse

Step 1: Go to Outback Steakhouse and order your choice of steak to go
Step 2: Invite a 4 or lower over to your house (seriously, a 4 or lower, you’ll never want to see this person again)
Step 3: Take ordered steak and slap it right across her front-butt.

Step 4: Proceed to have doggy style sex while drizzling A1 Sauce on her back.

Step 5: Eat said steak off her back while, simultaneously, blowing her back out.

Man I had a bad day of work, so gave this 3 of a girl a Floridian Steakhouse

by BigTexJohnson March 23, 2022

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Floridians

The only people who are so friendly, the let their red-neck cyclists ride in their interstates.

Person 1: Bro again cyclists in the interstate?
Person 2: Thats just what floridians do.

by Knmagor June 24, 2023

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Floridian

Publix loving crackheads that basically live in another country because were on our own playing field

Foreigner: Look its a crackhead

Floridian: Yes, I am a crackhead

by vanwinkl January 16, 2025

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The Floridian Hurricane

The act of spining the male genital in a circular motion while pissing. This is commonly used to show dominance.

"Did you hear, Bob did The Floridian Hurricane too show his dominance.

by advar February 02, 2022

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floridian condom

A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.

Your not doing it right if you don't have to put on a floridian condom.

by Kabby6969 January 27, 2012

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