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Floridian Threesome

When you have a threesome with a guy and an alligator.
“I just had a Floridian Threesome!”
“Dude what the fuck.”
by Spickee August 8, 2021
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Floridian Hail Storm

In reference to damaged vehicles which closely resemble hail damage, But in which case are often the result of a spousal disagreement.

Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.
“Did you guys see Mike’s new Lamborghini got hit by a Floridian Hail Storm?”
by Dr.Heathen February 20, 2020
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Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher

A virus that you get from introducing exposed stomach acid to a well-done steak and moving that stomach acid into your eyeballs, which will make you hallucinate a dreamcatcher.
“Bro I did the Floridian Virus Dreamcatcher yesterday
What the fuck you’re disgusting
by insidejokes4eva August 29, 2025
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Pulling a Floridian

Doing some dumb or fucked up shit that could be done By a person from and/or living in the State of Florida
Cletus: “Gawdamn man I was huntin’ For some gator and shot marge in the arm”
Bo: “Aw shit cuz that’s Pulling a Floridian right there
by PinkPantherPapa February 25, 2018
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Floridian Pregame

It's like a normal pregame, but instead of alcohol, it's crack.
"Yo, you wanna come with us to the Floridian Pregame?"
"Nah, I'll just stick with the booze for now, thanks."
by Holt's V-Raptor March 6, 2022
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Floridian Hot Pocket

When a Pre-teen double teams on their cousin with their grandfather
Person 1: Bro did Slaying really do a Floridian Hot Pocket

Person 2: Yeah he dipped both hands
by Stelios987654321 October 23, 2022
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Floridian Cavalry

A group of drunk rednecks displaying rebel flags and driving squatted 4x4 trucks and suvs, even though it last snowed in 1987. Usually drunk, can be found in trailer parks cooking methamphetamines, beating their wives, or revving their 1985 Iroc-Z28 at 3 AM.
“It’s the Floridian Cavalry, let’s go around them they’re probably drunk.”
by Armydog81 December 14, 2023
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