by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020
Get the Floridian Frozen Salamimug. An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.
by Manager December 16, 2004
Get the Branch Floridiansmug. by Spickee August 8, 2021
Get the Floridian Threesomemug. In reference to damaged vehicles which closely resemble hail damage, But in which case are often the result of a spousal disagreement.
Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.
Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.
by Dr.Heathen February 20, 2020
Get the Floridian Hail Stormmug. "Yo, you wanna come with us to the Floridian Pregame?"
"Nah, I'll just stick with the booze for now, thanks."
"Nah, I'll just stick with the booze for now, thanks."
by Holt's V-Raptor March 6, 2022
Get the Floridian Pregamemug. The act of having two African American men double penetrating a white man then quickly pulling out and thrusting each penis into the white mans eyes.
by Mister first class January 11, 2021
Get the Floridian Blackoutmug. a derogatory term to describe a retard
by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025
Get the floridianmug.