Floridian Cavalry

A group of drunk rednecks displaying rebel flags and driving squatted 4x4 trucks and suvs, even though it last snowed in 1987. Usually drunk, can be found in trailer parks cooking methamphetamines, beating their wives, or revving their 1985 Iroc-Z28 at 3 AM.

“It’s the Floridian Cavalry, let’s go around them they’re probably drunk.”

by Armydog81 December 14, 2023

FLORIDIAN COYLE

A FLORIDIAN COYLE IS A LIVE ONLINE SCAM THAT IS PERPETRATED THROUGH LOTS OF EYEBROW WIGGLES HIDDEN BEHIND OAKLEY SUNGLASSES

PEOPLE HAVE LOST ALOT OF MONEY TO FLORIDIAN COYLE SCAMS

by PEEWEE WILLOUGHBY August 4, 2018

Floridian Baptism

The act of shotgunning a busch or natty light during a hurricane while screaming 'Merica!!!!

Shit the storm is coming time for my Floridian Baptism!!! Grab me a beer!!!

by Gnane September 30, 2022

Floridian Hot Pocket

When a Pre-teen double teams on their cousin with their grandfather

Person 1: Bro did Slaying really do a Floridian Hot Pocket

Person 2: Yeah he dipped both hands

by Stelios987654321 October 23, 2022

Floridian Roulette

Players surround a Lazy Susan atop a Kitchen table or large coffee table. One player is tasked with placing one dose of any myriad of snort-able intoxicant or nasal encumbrance in a neat and otherwise indiscernible pattern affront each participant. The wheel is spun, and each knowing and willing party is given the option to experiment with the unknown specimen that has befallen the space in their immediate vicinity. The last one to remain at the Laziest of Susan, collects the bounty of the fair market value of the combined specimens consumed.

“I’ve already been on a Crab boat in the Bering Sea.My next Thrill in Life; I heard about this thing called Floridian Roulette….its Like Jumanji without all the celebrities. It takes five people, two to four prescriptions, and whatever crystalline powder we can concoct in our bathtubs.”

by Pygmy PieRisHoar January 1, 2022

Floridian Steakhouse

Step 1: Go to Outback Steakhouse and order your choice of steak to go
Step 2: Invite a 4 or lower over to your house (seriously, a 4 or lower, you’ll never want to see this person again)
Step 3: Take ordered steak and slap it right across her front-butt.

Step 4: Proceed to have doggy style sex while drizzling A1 Sauce on her back.

Step 5: Eat said steak off her back while, simultaneously, blowing her back out.

Man I had a bad day of work, so gave this 3 of a girl a Floridian Steakhouse

by BigTexJohnson March 23, 2022

The Floridian Hurricane

The act of spining the male genital in a circular motion while pissing. This is commonly used to show dominance.

"Did you hear, Bob did The Floridian Hurricane too show his dominance.

by advar February 2, 2022