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can i get a napkin 

you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead
*eating nachos at lunch and starts choking* "can I get a napkin?"
can i get a napkin by gayrights27 January 24, 2022

Can I Get A Burger

When you ask for a meal that isn't present on the menu.
A: Can I Get A Burger?
B: Uh, Sir...That isn't on the menu...

Fourth and inches, can I get a first down? 

When the pic is very close to the titties so u want her to send nudes
*sends bra pic*
Guy: “Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?”

ayo can i get a bean

ayo can i get a bean
ayo can i get a bean?”
“no”

Hey yo ma can i get yo number? 

When a horny man asks a random girl (ma) if he can get her number.
Hey yo ma can i get yo number? Girl (ma) slaps guy in the face

Can I PLEASE get a waffle 

A VERY iconic vine and it's lit
Can I PLEASE get a waffle!?!? Can I PLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE get a waffle!!!!!!!!!