bagels

"bagels" is a term to use when an older womans boobs are sagging very low.

oh my good look at ms. connies bagels! they are practically in her oven!

by hot cheetos January 9, 2013

bagels

a replacement for sexual activity.

-ey did you get some bagels last night?
+yeah cuh. cream cheese and alllll!

by k-deezie March 14, 2008

bagel

In County CLare in Ireland we call a redneck a bagel, fuckin no idea where it originated.

The town was full a bagels last night, white shirts

by Annie April 7, 2005

Bagel

(n) A slang word used for weed. This was made up so that friends could talk about weed in the presence of teachers or family members.
(v) Also used to mean "Smoking weed"

(n) You got bagel for tonight?
(v) You tryin' to bagel after school?

by T-wit-it July 15, 2005

Bagel

something you shove your dick in when you have nothing else

Me:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
bagel:ゞ◎Д◎ヾ

by Minty ravens~ April 30, 2019

Bagel

A Bagel is another word for a Panic! At The Disco fan.

This term was founded during the MMM awards on MTV.com when Panic! At The Disco won by a close vote against 30 Seconds To Mars.

Killjoys are to MCR as Bagels are to P!ATD

Hell yeah, bro. All of the Bagels will be there!

by Bagel4Life April 14, 2011

bagel

this is a person that smells of mary jane, and is far better than any spoon or toaster... but not exceeding the greatness of a plate.a bagel is known best for pleasing females in any way possible.

yo did u smell that weed. no that was just a bagel.

oh my god bagel is so good in bed... who needs a toaster if u can have a bagle.

by bigpimpin April 26, 2005