Cooter Nail

When one fingers an extra zesty pastrami chalupa and neglects to wash the cheesy residue from under their finger nail. What you are left with is called the cooter nail.

I'll meet you at church, I have to go home and clean up. I ran out on that butter-face I was with last night so fast it left me with a cooter nail or two.

by Reverend Gibs May 2, 2024

nails

something I don't have because of anxiety. *cute the awkward smile*

You:"yo, where are you nails"
Me: "....."
The silence
Me: "ya well.... WHERE IS YOUR DIC-"

*STATIC*

by Blehhhh -_- April 3, 2021

witches nail

When a poorly rolled joint, cannoes into a curve, like a witches nail.

I’ve burnt a witches nail

by Mishmotium April 16, 2023

Brown Nail

Remembers of shit left under your finger nail after a scat party.

A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.

“Hey bros how’s it going?”
*hand shake*

“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”

“A what?”

“A scat party!”

“Ew man! You got brown nail.”

by Tricaratope womb raider July 2, 2024

rusty nail

what happens when you leave a nail in salt water... did you think it was a sex thing... people these days

i left my nail in salt water and it turned into a rusty nail

by johnmononononononono August 13, 2018

Coke nail

A fingernail, typically the pinky nail, that is kept long for the sole purpose of using cocaine

My dealer has a coke nail

by Geezusnut August 25, 2013

stinky nail

That time when you shove your finger up the keister of another.

Brandon's smelt his stinky nail after playing with Bailey's booty.

by Stinkynail March 26, 2017