pug ballet

A euphemism for an unlikely event.

Well that is about as likely as a pug ballet.

pug ballet by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

mind bullets 

A phrase probably coined by Tenacious D. The phrase appears in the song "Wonder Boy"

My mind-bullets struck him in the artery, causing him to shit his liver out.

mind bullets by Didda Tinkle July 8, 2004

billeted 

drunk; inebriated; fucked up; wasted; hammered

Man, I am so fuckin billeted right now...I really shouldn't have drank that entire punchbowl of batilla...

billeted by jimmythedungeonmaster August 22, 2006

Bulletin Worthy

when someone says something so funny on aim that it is worthy to put it on myspace as a bulletin

jonathan92c: yo guess what
blacklambo730: what?
jonathan92c: theres a spanish remix to "we made it"
blacklambo730: whats it about? making it over the border?
jonathan92c: hahahhahahah. thats bulletin worthy

Bulletin Worthy by jonathan92c October 27, 2008

Bullstuff 

A TV-friendly version of "bullshit".

"Bullstuff mothalova!"

Bullstuff by Hollaback1212 January 5, 2009

bulltwit 

when someone tweets something totally unbelievable.

John: i flew on the concord today!!

Allen: bulltwit! the concord doesnt fly anymore!

bulltwit by Joseph Bruce July 21, 2009

Buller move 

used to describe a thing that offends you in z joking way.

thats such a buller move

Buller move by angybirb3 January 14, 2022