Probable Cause Mobile

A vehicle with something wrong with it that could attract the attention of a cop and get you pulled over

New.. I can only have one - I'm driving a probable cause mobile and need to get that headlight fixed.

Probable Cause Mobile by caribbeanmotorboater August 16, 2016

The 70's-mobile

Any bus used by hipsters in 1970's America.

My mom drove The 70's-mobile cross-country.

The 70's-mobile by Ereck Flowers August 12, 2017

back to the future mobile 

The "Delorian" presented in the "Back to The Future" movies. What an angry person might say when he's stressed .playing Rocket League with his annoying friends

!stfu, he has a back to the future mobile. unfair

back to the future mobile by sioethsiohioghghsahdfioshgsiog March 18, 2018

Borrow my mobile 

To offer to lend someone your phone, to enable them to talk to someone else who gives a fuck. While they're talking about something no-one cares about. Can be just a visual gesture of the offer (eg holding it out for them to use).
Adapted by Dave B from an earlier expression of offering them 10p (and then 20p) when that amount was enough to pay for a call from a phone box.

"Sorry to interrupt Steve, but would you like to borrow my mobile? So you can tell someone who gives a fuck."

Borrow my mobile by Memento Dave April 5, 2021

Typing on Mobile Keyboards 

Even worse than typing on Xbox, PlayStation, and TV.

Person 1: I haye being alive
Person 2: Hate*
Person 1: Bruh, I will fucking slam this phone/ipad through a god damn stalagmite if I make one more fucking spelling error.
Person 2: Damn. Typing on mobile keyboards must suck.

Typing on Mobile Keyboards by moth. August 7, 2021

NEW STATE MOBILE 

An uncommon form of birth control. When used by a male he will never be able to make a woman pregnant.

Boy: hey Shawty wanna see my recoil control in NEW STATE MOBILE?

Girl: *gags and leaves*

NEW STATE MOBILE by Campingnoob July 14, 2022

Call Of Duty: Mobile 

A game where if you get better at going against tryhards, the bots get better to. make sure your ammo is loaded and your HP is up because the bots WILL find you without even acknowledging you from across the map.

Example 1

Me- *waste a whole mag from the m16
Bot- Shoots the floor
Me- *Dies from a headshot.
Also me- WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
And also me- Welp. never tryhard in Call Of Duty: Mobile ever again

Call Of Duty: Mobile by SkyscrprzTV February 16, 2023