Mobile Racist

A person who sits on social media and does nothing but troll other people based on race. They throw old statistics and refuse to acknowledge new information. These people probably never done nothing to help their own community but are obsessed with tearing down others. Arguing with them is like talking to a brick wall. Mobile racists rarely has any educated facts and throws racial slurs in response to experiencing cognitive dissonance. These clowns most likely never experienced racism in their life but go off based on stereotypes.
This behaviour is usually from incels more than women. They usually take the time to create fake Instagram pages about races, especially Black people, and post disturbing photos with racist commentary.

Mobile racist: Slavery ended 200 years ago!! Get over it.

Mobile racist: When one person does something its on the whole community

Mobile racist: BuT BlACK LiVES MaTteR RiGhT??

by wigsnatcha April 9, 2021

Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.

Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you

by john stromboli April 11, 2021

Maskutchi mobile

Another term for a shopping cart. It is based on a video on YouTube called, "Maskutchi rides a shopping cart for five minutes straight."

I was at the store today when I found a box of cereal inside of an unattended Maskutchi mobile in the parking lot. So I decided to roll it back to the store's entrance, and I returned the cereal to the correct aisle.

by Space Savior May 15, 2021

Battlegrounds Mobile India

Pubg Mobile but with a different name published in India. Same cancer of a game still. Game that you play because you are too poor to buy a Gaming PC/Console. Played by "Chapris". A game that Indians make montages of with random loud Non Copyrighted Music and begs for random people on Instagram to share it. Game that makes teenagers choose youtube as a job and regret their life later.

1. Bijubon - Omg PUBG MOBILE is back in India as Battlegrounds mobile India. Can't wait to play it again.
Aryan - We are no longer friends sorry bro
2. Krishnan - Can you share my Battlegrounds Mobile India montage bro ?
Joydeep - I am blocking you "Chapri"

by Shihiro Taiyo May 22, 2021

Mobile Huchcha

Huchcha in Kannada stands for a psycho
Mobile Huchcha generally means you're addicted to it

And then my dad started telling about me to my neighbor uncle, he told I'm a MOBILE HUCHCHA and needs therapy

by Themgaeysnohomo May 27, 2021

mobile cones

Smoking bongs in a moving vehicle. Can also be extended to driving to a carpark/spot and smoking in the parked car.

Stoner: "Smoking here at my house is getting boring, lets go for some mobile cones."

by Diego November 13, 2003

Mennonite mobile

Also known as a Mennonite Wagon, the elusive Mennonite mobile can be found in the northern interior of British Columbia, Canada. It is a close relative of the Mormon Assault Vehicle (or MAV), and is known to carry approximately one fuck ton of mennonite offspring. This majestic creature can possess upwards of 250 horsepower in addition to blacked out windows. The occupants are very efficient in clearing out the meat departments of small grocery stores on Sunday afternoons.

Damn it, the Mennonite mobiles are at the co-op already, looks like we aren't getting anything today.
Wanna place bets on how many people we could fit in that mennonite mobile?

by ColossalToad October 6, 2024