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International "call Marcus wet day" 

On 16th of March, is international "call Marcus wet day". On this day, you are legally required to call any person called Marcus "wet" or "a wetty". People named Zak thrive on this day, and treat it as a second birthday for them. The following exchange is an example of the rituals that take place on this day:

Person 1(directed to Marcus): "Oi, -insert name here- thinks you're wet!"

Marcus: What did you call me?

Person 1: A wetty

Marcus: I'm going to beat you harder than my mum
Hello Zak, happy International "call Marcus wet day", will you indeed call him saturated?
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rav marcus 

a waste of time hes a complete gronck. he will take every second of your free time
can you help me with my home work

dont be a rav marcus
rav marcus by marzahs March 17, 2020

Neiman Marcus 

Super high end luxury department store also known as "Needless Mark-up." Basically if you're not ready to pay too much for retail then don't shop here. Won't take any other credit card aside from their own store card, all other transactions must be in cash. So if you're a mobster or a drug dealer then this is your place to shop. Otherwise better hit the ATM a couple of times before you go.
Martin: "Dude check out my new Pradas!"
Josh: "Nice! Where'd you find em at?"
Martin: I got em at Neiman Marcus for $500, I coulda gotten em at the company's store for $450 but that's how I role."

Robert: "Sorry I'm late."
Tina: "it's cool, did you get held up in traffic?"
Robert: "No I had to use the other entrance of the mall because Neiman Marcus was doing their annual party for the customers who spend $25000 or more a year."
Neiman Marcus by window shopper November 2, 2009

Mc Marcus 

Bloodclart microphone controller resident at DIZSTRUXSHON since 1992 he is known as Marcus Spartacus and has a unique style second to none chats lyrics to many musical styles from jungle right through to hard style he has performed with the likes of DJ's Carl Cox, Stu Allen, Ade-J, Paul Elstak, M Zone, Excell, and alongside MC's Motivator, JD Walker, Robbie E, Jax, Warcheif and Joker, Natz, Ell to name a few.
Bad boy Mc Marcus justa bringing on the rush
Mc Marcus by TOAXMC June 7, 2018

Neiman marcus muh fuckas 

Them muh fuckas that be shopping at that fuuf ass store neiman marcus. they be pocket watching way too much, you’ll never catch Yumpao in the flesh there
Them neiman marcus muh fuckas need to expand their medulla
Neiman marcus muh fuckas by Yumpao September 8, 2023

Doing a Marcus

If "doing a marcus" is used, it means that you arrive at a time that you chose rather than the agreed time.
Roger is doing a marcus
Doing a Marcus by RSLooney October 13, 2017

fat marcus

A piece pf shit fat fuck that does nothing but eat and sleep
haha, look at that fat marcus over there eating