A medium sized city located near the 4 corners. This city is known for its large natural gas fields, the connie mack world series, and a large population of natives and mormons. People who live here generally have a bad attitude and drive lifted diesel trucks that they think are race cars. You can find many flat billed monster hats, white framed sunglasses, and other dudebra apparel here. Many people in farmington live under the false impression that they are big city folk, when in reality they are rednecks pretending they are from california. Nicknames for this town include: failtown, f town, and fml town. Luckily for the rest of the US, most people who live there, end up staying there forever. There is always big talk of moving to large cities, but in reality, no one ever leaves. This helps to keep crappy 6 year old fashion trends from spreading out across the US again.
by philyo March 4, 2011
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by Emily Rodriquez December 13, 2010
Get the Las Cruces, NM mug.Hobbs NM is a shitty town, filled with stuck up, scrawny fuckbois who do nothing but perm their hair, acting like they’re super cute. Some wannabe gang members also live here, acting like they from the hood, nah bitch go to Mexico you won’t last a day there. Some 16 year old girls who got inspired by “16 and pregnant”. There’s also some dumbass beaners with their dropped trucks that are obnoxiously loud and annoying and are not cute whatsoever. Overall, not a fun place to be, -10/10 would recommend.
Friend 1: Hey man, have you heard of Hobbs NM?
Friend 2: oh yeah that place blows, but the girls there blow more if you get what I’m saying
Friend 1: Oof hell yeah
Friend 2: Nah man, they also got hella STD’s
Friend 2: oh yeah that place blows, but the girls there blow more if you get what I’m saying
Friend 1: Oof hell yeah
Friend 2: Nah man, they also got hella STD’s
by Eps.11 March 7, 2020
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We have NO fun activities.
We don't get alot of new restaraunts.
Lucky to have a Starbucks.
Known for the aliens..(What a lie) :D
Small town with no activities for teens.
So boring that kids have nothing to go to.
Has a bad mall, Not really attractive to the visitors or the ones who live here.
Saying Roswell can mean a boring place/thing!
We have NO fun activities.
We don't get alot of new restaraunts.
Lucky to have a Starbucks.
Known for the aliens..(What a lie) :D
Small town with no activities for teens.
So boring that kids have nothing to go to.
Has a bad mall, Not really attractive to the visitors or the ones who live here.
Saying Roswell can mean a boring place/thing!
1) Hey that club we went to yesterday was so "Roswell,NM"!
2)Hey, that guy is so "Roswell, NM". He needs to get a life!
2)Hey, that guy is so "Roswell, NM". He needs to get a life!
by SkaterBiebersGirl February 26, 2011
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Too Short; Need More
Used when a message or post in forum sounds interesting but doesn't explain the story well enough or when OP makes a long story too short.
Too Short; Need More
Used when a message or post in forum sounds interesting but doesn't explain the story well enough or when OP makes a long story too short.
|jokester4079
I was at a party with a bunch of friends. There was a girl who was feeling ill so we went upstairs to help her relax. Long story short, it turned into an exorcism and two big guys were needed to prevent her from hurting herself and even they had trouble with it.
|Saucefire
Can you unshorten this story? I think this warrants an unshortening.
|catch22milo
It's like a tl;dr in reverse. Too short, need more.
|JewishHippyJesus
TS;NM. I kinda like it
I was at a party with a bunch of friends. There was a girl who was feeling ill so we went upstairs to help her relax. Long story short, it turned into an exorcism and two big guys were needed to prevent her from hurting herself and even they had trouble with it.
|Saucefire
Can you unshorten this story? I think this warrants an unshortening.
|catch22milo
It's like a tl;dr in reverse. Too short, need more.
|JewishHippyJesus
TS;NM. I kinda like it
by Xeeory April 14, 2014
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Its population is less than 800.
It is where i hope to find me some gangsta niggas.
Its population is less than 800.
It is where i hope to find me some gangsta niggas.
Person #1- Heyy. Where do you live!?
Person #2- I used to live in Las Vegas, NV.
Now i live in Springer, NM.
Person #1- What do you do there!?
Person #2- Chill with my gangsta niggas.
Person #2- I used to live in Las Vegas, NV.
Now i live in Springer, NM.
Person #1- What do you do there!?
Person #2- Chill with my gangsta niggas.
by peachykeenjillybean May 25, 2009
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(s nm s?), otherwise known as s n mmses range from the deplorable to the absurd to the decadently deceitful.
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