Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

The Correct Response to a quief cuz that's shit is nasty.

So I Told Her... Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

by Wes Short October 11, 2004

yeetus deletus suck on my nonexistent penis

It's a frase that I use to tell my friends to suck my penis, but I dont actually have a penis.

Hhrrthgsghgfh
"yeetus deletus suck on my nonexistent penis"

by GothicGhoul666 May 17, 2019

When someone loves your internet penis, which actually doesn't even exist but you say it to degrade people.

Don't even play, you know you totally love my E-penis.

by Jaimey September 1, 2005

It was a sad day, that day. I, Youngboy Never Broke Again, watched my grandpa say penis.

"I watched my grandpa say penis". "Damn bro, nice cock btw."

by bbq bacon burger December 26, 2022

If anyone is confused and wants to know about your penis you simply say "ask me about my penis"

Hey bro ask me about my penis, well what's there to ask about your penis I can't say anything when it's down my throat

by trippy dippy January 17, 2023

A huge sausage thing boys have you can suck it, lick it, and kiss it

Boys: yo boys night is gonna be awesome you gonna take out your penis again?

Me:my long penis? Yes sir you should suck it this time

by unknowns <33 January 6, 2023

My penis is large- a 1 inch