I miss my dog

code used by self conscious men in reference to the fact that they can't keep an erection

"Dude, I miss my dog..." Francis
"Man that sucks..."Francis's only friend

by NIPSS February 22, 2012

my dog ate my homework

A lame excuse you use to get out of finishing your homework, even though it's so FREAKING OLD.

Mrs. J... my dog ate my homework...

by ThatOneWeirdGuyWithNoGender February 27, 2017

I'm gonna kick my dog

Something one says when their upset, but not really mad, just something funny to say to relieve stress cause no one would really kick their dog.

Guy 1: " I just missed my last 10 shots, "I'm gonna kick my dog"
Guy 2: " Really your gonna go home and kick your dog?"
Guy 1: "No i'm JK".

by kaleb _ Dahlgren January 27, 2009

My dog Zero

The stupidest beast who was ever annoying

My stupid dog. He is sooooo stupeeeh

by Gangsta Fewwet Friend AKA The Spiff August 18, 2003

my dog ron faso me.

The story of Sara's life.

my dog ron faso me.

by Mr. Jack Square October 10, 2010

ate my dog out

when i lick my dogs vagina

i ate my dog out

by daddy oh November 11, 2016

shit up my dog's ass

An expletive of Canadian origin, specifically southern Ontario. Can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.

Whilst playing hockey and/or curling: "Shit up my dog's ass, it's cold!" Alternately, Pierre: "Can you believe the Canadian Olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie Ruskies?" Piet: "Shit up my dog's ass!"

by shittinginwindsor March 15, 2008