An ancient Chinese kung fu move which involves a male or a female (hopefully not) whipping out their dick and using it to block a karate chop, hence the name Cock Block. It has the potential to hurt the owner of the dick, but usually ends the fight with the owner of the cock being victorious. This is due to the fact that the other fighter is afraid (usually) of touching the dick, because they don't want to become gay by doing so. If you're fighting a girl.... um i guess you're screwed
by Big Chee October 10, 2008
by King Oyster Smash December 31, 2011
An application that chat roulette needs to add that literally blocks cocks from the screen. This would entail a cock-identifying application that would need to work better than facebook's face recognition feature. It would also cut down on 90% of chat roulette users.
He was going to flash people on chat roulette, but the new application cock blocked him. He's gone back to flashing girls at parties.
by Architect of Destruction November 23, 2010
n. A person who cannot stand the site of a friend getting laid and therefore has to prevent any possiblity of this happenning.
My friend Crookshanks is such a cock block, he should wear shoulder pads when he goes out to the bar.
by Don't you want to know May 29, 2005
tha fat ugly bitch that every group of fine ladies comes equipped with. she blocks all cock, unless she gets some too
man1: Yo it's your turn to keep the cock block occ upied son.
man2: Werd take one for the team.
man3: FUCK.
man2: Werd take one for the team.
man3: FUCK.
by borita August 10, 2003
- third party that keeps you from engaging in sexual activities with that special someone in a given amt. of time.
by Poseur December 4, 2005