A very, very long duck who lives at the University of York. He went viral across the internet in April 2020.
by Long Boi York April 29, 2021

by Dr. Hambone April 27, 2015

Deana: So, what's your name?
Trav: Madicus Long. How about yours?
Deana: Consuelo
Trav: This should work out well.
Trav: Madicus Long. How about yours?
Deana: Consuelo
Trav: This should work out well.
by Linda's Boyfriend December 24, 2008

Boy 1: Ah shit mum told me to take the chicken out the freezer and I forgot
Boy 2: yh long day brudda
Boy 2: yh long day brudda
by Cooooolkid101 September 09, 2020

When you take a shit standing up and putting your head down to a position where you can see your genitals and take a shit right after you slide your hands through in a long snapping motion
Gabe: "I'm going to take a shit near that bush."
Robert: "Alright, but don't start long snapping or else it'll be awkward for the other campers."
Robert: "Alright, but don't start long snapping or else it'll be awkward for the other campers."
by RubLox November 05, 2016

In The Long Run that 5 year stint at
That part time job wasn't worth the effort
As the pay was crap and had no ambition to be the store manager.
In The Long Run that rust bucket he bought
10 years ago cost him more in repairs
In The Long Run he got his nut messing with that 304 but she put him on child support
In The Long Run after she couldn't collect child support anymore she kicked that kid out of the house
In The Long Run after he achieved his GED and commercial driver's license
He went and made something of himself.
In The Long Run after she started dieting and exercising she went from 322 lbs to 104 lbs
That part time job wasn't worth the effort
As the pay was crap and had no ambition to be the store manager.
In The Long Run that rust bucket he bought
10 years ago cost him more in repairs
In The Long Run he got his nut messing with that 304 but she put him on child support
In The Long Run after she couldn't collect child support anymore she kicked that kid out of the house
In The Long Run after he achieved his GED and commercial driver's license
He went and made something of himself.
In The Long Run after she started dieting and exercising she went from 322 lbs to 104 lbs
by Blu_leef March 26, 2023

The toy furby but it is made longer, skinner and 100 times more terrifying. It can either slither, float or walk.
Susan came over the other day and showed me a long furby on ebay. I haven’t slept in 72 hours in fear that it will find me.
by Longfurbyhauntsme June 22, 2019
