vacuum the pantry

1. to rapidly and indiscriminately eat a cache of food to depletion
2. to buttfuck

1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.

2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.

by doonga November 4, 2013

Pantry fishing

Similar to dumpster diving but you do it at your own place or a friend's crash pad

Dumpster diving is embarrassingly hobo-like. Choose pantry fishing instead. Even if it's at a community center kitchen.

by Sexydimma April 7, 2022

Pantry Waste

The food in your pantry that needs to be thrown out.

I just cleaned out the pantry and threw out 5-year-old bag of lo mein noodles. What a pantry waste.

by Wyco Boyd March 2, 2019

Walk In Pantry Sex

the best sex there is

"dude, lets do some walk in pantry sex"
"ok sure bro"

by Lucascxmslxt May 20, 2021

Fudge Pantry

The internal cavity of the intestine where feces resides. The last part of the poo shoot before the anus.

My anus was so loose I evacuated my fudge pantry all over the bathroom floor

by Gove1 July 24, 2022

Pantry

Food wardrobe.

You should have plenty of food in your pantry

by food closet August 25, 2022

pantry score

food you find in your cupboard that you didn't know you had

Yeeeeees! Chocolate chips! Now I don't have to go to the store AGAIN, before I make cookies...... Pantry Score!!!!

by calidomo October 23, 2014