Gibbo's Pantry

The butthole of anyone nicknamed Gibbo

That god awful smell is coming out of Gibbo's Pantry!

by BeerPenguin October 6, 2019

Pantry Waste

The food in your pantry that needs to be thrown out.

I just cleaned out the pantry and threw out 5-year-old bag of lo mein noodles. What a pantry waste.

by Wyco Boyd March 2, 2019

Fudge Pantry

The internal cavity of the intestine where feces resides. The last part of the poo shoot before the anus.

My anus was so loose I evacuated my fudge pantry all over the bathroom floor

by Gove1 July 24, 2022

Pantry

Food wardrobe.

You should have plenty of food in your pantry

by food closet August 25, 2022

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

ham pantry

Slang term for a lady's ample buttocks.

I have a date with Shelia tonight and you know I'm going to hit up the Ham Pantry.

by Fist Dixon January 7, 2018

vacuum the pantry

1. to rapidly and indiscriminately eat a cache of food to depletion
2. to buttfuck

1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.

2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.

by doonga November 4, 2013