That one guy that has all dem dank memez. He will be a leader in no u, and can always say ur mom gæ without offending another human. He has friends... unlike u... He appreciates dark humour and will always find some way to bring up that topic. He will most likely be able to talk in multiple accents from a lot of countries. Also, he can remember specific patterns in which advanced machinery or programs utilise exist in general. Also, did I mention, he is a Memer? Yes, m8 diss guy be legit when it comz to dem dank meeeeemz.... especially in spooktober
Guy 1: Oi m8
Guy 2: U Wot?
Guy 1: Checc dis meme out
Guy 2: Oh wøw, dis be gööd quality
Guy 2: Who be de creator?????????
Guy 1: Oh, this guy named Marcus
by Decency is Key October 18, 2018
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a incel beta-male who has a short stature and is often violently temperated. It's recommended to use simple words in an attempt not to over-work the microscopic brain.
oh my god, is that marcus in the vc?
dude you're not marcus height, you're average
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Two-tone perfection... Or FSP
Depends on context
Hey bro!!! Did you see that guy whip out his Marcus in the hotel room last night???


by Drummerdude1492 February 1, 2009
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The sweetest most wonderful person in the entire world. you instantly fall in love with him because of his amazing sweet personality and heart. He will become your everything and makes your heart melt just by him looking at you. So much to say about Marcus because everything is an understatement. Everything he does makes you fall more in love with him.
Marcus is everything to me.
by Marcus' girl December 1, 2019
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The one friend who has a crush on this girl but this other kid likes her but she talks to you but your getting mixed feelings and all of your friends have partners so its just you the one little bitch who sits there along while everyones happy
Marcus your fucking lonely
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The biggest, Gayest simp on planet earth.
Person 1: Hey have you seen Marcus?
Person 2: No, he's too busy being the biggest, Gayest simp on planet earth. And also playing Sky.
by HahaCatharsis May 8, 2020
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A person who is very un-lucky and he gets paired with the worst people
I feel bad for marcus, he always gets paired with a bad partner, which is why he is a marcus
by Yee Shadeslayer June 19, 2017
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