Dork

A person that thinks they are the roughest, most crude, most unpolished by nature.

That dork Sherman wouldn't wipe his ass with anything higher than 200 grit sandpaper because he thought anything higher than that was for pussies.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

pussy dork

a male over age 20 who is virgin solely because he is a binoculared pig type of geek/dorm

if you're a girl you're more likely, nowadays, to go for a pussy magnet rather than a pussy dork

by Sexydimma December 07, 2017

dork

Tristan

That kid is a dork aka Tristan

by Kittie304 November 12, 2020

Dork

Ty

Ty is a dork

by vanishingfaith May 11, 2021

Dork

Must have 9 and 8 at GCSE and specifically a A** at chemistry, thus qualifying them for a dork. However a side effect of dorkiritis is that they aren’t street smart as their knowledge has been transferred

Anisha was a dork

by Saxin77777 August 11, 2022

Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 April 07, 2011

Dorks

Scorbus

Albus and Scorpius are Such Dorks, James and Teddy are so much cooler and not dorks.

by Padfootsturntable September 16, 2021