Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 April 7, 2011

Dorks

Scorbus

Albus and Scorpius are Such Dorks, James and Teddy are so much cooler and not dorks.

by Padfootsturntable September 16, 2021

Dork

Ty

Ty is a dork

by vanishingfaith May 11, 2021

pussy dork

a male over age 20 who is virgin solely because he is a binoculared pig type of geek/dorm

if you're a girl you're more likely, nowadays, to go for a pussy magnet rather than a pussy dork

by Sexydimma December 7, 2017

Dork

Someone that wants to be a socialite at the financial expense of others.

The dork wanted to go around like she owned the place she wasn't even originally from, she wanted the kind of power to do that, and the money was just a means to an end.

by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021

Dork

Whale penis

1: You a dork
2: um... ok
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1: Did you know dork means whale penis?
2: o-o

by dsrdcsdfvdfxgvdfgvdfgikofimirj April 4, 2020

Dork

A dork is actually the penis, usually used in reference to whales. ( i.e. The dork of the blue whale is the largest of all mammals'.)

That dude is sick a dork.

by slave_kenny May 8, 2022